*first day at my new marketing job*

[lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social]

*first day at my new marketing job*

Me: Toblertwo

Toblerone executives: Holy fuck

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[cordlessmodem@urbanists.social]

@lowqualityfacts
Not Twoblerone?

[cordlessmodem@urbanists.social]

@lowqualityfacts
oh, cause the one. One two :((
Twoblertwo

[youknowjack@social.jackhumphrey.me]

@lowqualityfacts

[amro@todon.nl]

@cordlessmodem @lowqualityfacts

Why not both? I mean... uhrm... All those options?

Toblerone: the classic
Toblertwo: 2x the classic in one wrapper
Twoblerone: double sided bar, meaning pyramids on top and bottom
Twoblertwo: 2x the Twoblertwo in a wrapper

[mennowolff@ohai.social]

@lowqualityfacts
Toblerone or not Toblerone, that's the question.

[rcsalas@tooting.ch]

@lowqualityfacts Every time I see "Toblertwo" I think of The Crazy Cow in Zürich. Anyone who has been there will know why...

[viq@social.hackerspace.pl]

@lowqualityfacts
When Twoblerone was right there!