For anybody following the saga of my balls, the good news is they don’t think it’s cancer.
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You haven’t lived til you’ve seen an ultrasound doctor do this while scanning your bollocks
No disrespect to your balls, but at least you haven't had to have an ultrasound for ovarian cancer, which is an *internal* one.
(And I hope you stay healthy, too.)
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For anybody following the saga of my balls, the good news is they don’t think it’s cancer. I have highly unusual balls I’m told, where there’s about 15 small developmental cysts on each that are just chilling and have probably been there a long time (from fetal growth).
Also don’t be afraid of getting your balls checked out, I had three ultrasounds and all were painless and not embarrassing. I have a ton of funny stories too, eg the Windows ultrasound box rebooting for security updates mid scan
@GossiTheDog
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@GossiTheDog I was not quite ready to read this specific sentence as the introduction to a toot today.
@christopherkunz @GossiTheDog And I am looking forward to you translating that toot on your podcast 😂
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You haven’t lived til you’ve seen an ultrasound doctor do this while scanning your bollocks
@GossiTheDog what is that clip from?
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@GossiTheDog right you are!
Mammography is a bit of pain, but ha ing your tits touched by your loved one to check if everything is ok is priceless.. i mean, painless!Prevention, prevention, prevention!
@signorina37 @GossiTheDog When I got my balls ultrasounded, the doctor asked how I noticed if anything was different.
Me: “My, uh, spouse is the one who said something felt different and encouraged me to get them checked.”
🤣
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For anybody following the saga of my balls, the good news is they don’t think it’s cancer. I have highly unusual balls I’m told, where there’s about 15 small developmental cysts on each that are just chilling and have probably been there a long time (from fetal growth).
Also don’t be afraid of getting your balls checked out, I had three ultrasounds and all were painless and not embarrassing. I have a ton of funny stories too, eg the Windows ultrasound box rebooting for security updates mid scan
@GossiTheDog I recently found out about Dermoid cysts, and they can supposedly also appear on testicles. Your balls could be more special than you think...
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For anybody following the saga of my balls, the good news is they don’t think it’s cancer. I have highly unusual balls I’m told, where there’s about 15 small developmental cysts on each that are just chilling and have probably been there a long time (from fetal growth).
Also don’t be afraid of getting your balls checked out, I had three ultrasounds and all were painless and not embarrassing. I have a ton of funny stories too, eg the Windows ultrasound box rebooting for security updates mid scan
@GossiTheDog yes. Always listen to your body. If I feel weird things going on I see the doc.
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For anybody following the saga of my balls, the good news is they don’t think it’s cancer. I have highly unusual balls I’m told, where there’s about 15 small developmental cysts on each that are just chilling and have probably been there a long time (from fetal growth).
Also don’t be afraid of getting your balls checked out, I had three ultrasounds and all were painless and not embarrassing. I have a ton of funny stories too, eg the Windows ultrasound box rebooting for security updates mid scan
@GossiTheDog
Balls well that ends well -
@GossiTheDog what is that clip from?
@stellarsarah @GossiTheDog SpaceForce
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@DavidPenington I will have to look it up. Thanks!
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@GossiTheDog why is there not a hashtag for KevinsBalls i can follow?
But yeah, I've faced my doc more than once to check the privates and It's not until you have 2-3 meters of steel hose up your bum it starts to hurt.
@DoomBananas @blogdiva @GossiTheDog 3 meters!!!!
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@signorina37 @GossiTheDog When I got my balls ultrasounded, the doctor asked how I noticed if anything was different.
Me: “My, uh, spouse is the one who said something felt different and encouraged me to get them checked.”
🤣
@ramsey @GossiTheDog Never underestimate the touch of your half =)
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