Does anyone here in the Fediverse knowwhat a penis pump is?

[si_irini@mastodon.social]

Does anyone here in the Fediverse know
what a penis pump is?

Quick, raise your hand... 🙋‍♀️
or vote, everyone

and hey, I always love reading your practical comments 😉

#mastodon #fediverse #sex #poll #survey #knowledge #comments #love #question #joy #penis

[avatastic@avatastic.uk]

@si_irini i don't know what that is, why it is in my luggage, or why there's a book about it with my name on it, baby.

[si_irini@mastodon.social]

We're still waiting for some constructive and practical comments on the penis pump 😂

[si_irini@mastodon.social]

@avatastic

😆

Hey, you're in the same boat as me 🤣

[wifwolf@packmates.org]

@si_irini

I regret not picking the joke answer

#DickieHickieDevice

[si_irini@mastodon.social]

@wifwolf

😂 😂

(I'll try to post even more funny polls.
We all just need more fun, because otherwise there's too much crap)

[monsieuricon@social.kernel.org]

@si_irini is it Swedish-made?

[si_irini@mastodon.social]

@monsieuricon

😂
🤔
well

OK, I want one from Sweden.
I'm missing something like that in my Sweden collection.
Otherwise, I only have wooden blocks from Sweden.

[si_irini@mastodon.social]

And since we're here on Fedi...

I'm happy to announce that no one has answered yet...
“Yeah, who even needs a penis pump?”

I have to say,
you should try to find something positive in everything.

So even if you don't need a penis pump to boost your manhood...
you might be able to use it to...
Well, what can you actually do with that thing??
Well, now I want to see who dares, or who even knows...

[stinerman@mastodon.social]

@avatastic @si_irini literally how I learned about them. From that movie.

[monsieuricon@social.kernel.org]

@si_irini just to make sure everyone properly gets the reference... https://youtu.be/eG88rWGiYZw?si=-Q-b21sMu4sUMyvV

[si_irini@mastodon.social]

@monsieuricon

Thanks 😆

I don't remember that
I don't think I've seen the movie....hmh

But that's exactly what soooo many people mentioned here

[si_irini@mastodon.social]

@stinerman

It seems a few others here feel the same way
but I didn't remember the movie 🤷‍♀️ 🤦‍♀️ 😂

@avatastic

[petherfile@beige.party]

@si_irini all i know is what is in the movie "van wilder" and the line "that's no bong it's for my shlong!"

[si_irini@mastodon.social]

@petherfile

😂

[dermoth@jasette.facil.services]

@monsieuricon @si_irini I'm still not sure I get the reference now but that scene what hilarious, worth re-watching 😂.

On a more serious note though are we talking about those ridiculous enlargement pumps or the pump that goes with an implanted medical apparatus for some forms of ED? I was thinking the later...

What would be interesting too is the gender vs. responses, I would presume most adult men knows about both.

[si_irini@mastodon.social]

@dermoth

Yeah, we're talking about enlargment pumps...

But it's worth noting that they originally had a medical purpose
and then they started being used for all sorts of things
at first, it was for erectile dysfunction, as you mentioned
then some people apparently discovered their enlarging effect...
okay, for the first one, there are now those nice little blue pills

@monsieuricon

[dermoth@jasette.facil.services]

@si_irini @monsieuricon the medical one is an implant in the penis that can be inflated using a pump. Not even remotely similar to the external enlargement pumps.

And TIL after looking it up the pump fit inside the scrotum so it's actually quite discrete!

[si_irini@mastodon.social]

@dermoth

I've learned something new again, thanks

But I have no idea if they really make them bigger
I think maybe a little, but is that really important?
OK, I'm a woman, so I know men are totally different in that regard

@monsieuricon