For the last few days, our lift has been out of order because it made a very scary noise.
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I gotta try silicone lube the next time my front door eventually starts squeaking.@jonossaseuraava @vagina_museum Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
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Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.
And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.
@vagina_museum Hello friend Greetings 🌺
How are you doing today hope you’re feeling well and your family? You are having a direct text from Elon. -
Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.
@vagina_museum Hello friend Greetings 🌺
How are you doing today hope you’re feeling well and your family? You are having a direct text from Elon. -
For the last few days, our lift has been out of order because it made a very scary noise. We are pleased to report that we are once again fully flat access to all galleries with a lift in full working order.
It turned out, the lift needed lube. The moral of the story is lube is IMPORTANT.
@vagina_museum Ate breakfast, started on my morning coffee, opened mastodon and came across this gem >_< Thank you for making me start my day with a good lough! ❤️ PS WD40 not a good lubricant in either scenario ;)
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Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.
And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.
@vagina_museum but WD-40 is penetration oil, not lube. WD stands for "water displacement"
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Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.
And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.
@vagina_museum this week I am learning so much!
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Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.
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For the last few days, our lift has been out of order because it made a very scary noise. We are pleased to report that we are once again fully flat access to all galleries with a lift in full working order.
It turned out, the lift needed lube. The moral of the story is lube is IMPORTANT.
@vagina_museum Hello friend Greetings 🌺
How are you doing today hope you’re feeling well and your family? You are having a direct text from Elon. -
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Giorgia: sono senza parole
Comprare un dizionario della lingua italiana, no?
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Arrivato a Gorizia, per prove e concerto.
Davanti alle scale dell'appartamento dove mi ospitano trovo così.
Parte benissimo.
