For the last few days, our lift has been out of order because it made a very scary noise.
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For the last few days, our lift has been out of order because it made a very scary noise. We are pleased to report that we are once again fully flat access to all galleries with a lift in full working order.
It turned out, the lift needed lube. The moral of the story is lube is IMPORTANT.
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For the last few days, our lift has been out of order because it made a very scary noise. We are pleased to report that we are once again fully flat access to all galleries with a lift in full working order.
It turned out, the lift needed lube. The moral of the story is lube is IMPORTANT.
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For the last few days, our lift has been out of order because it made a very scary noise. We are pleased to report that we are once again fully flat access to all galleries with a lift in full working order.
It turned out, the lift needed lube. The moral of the story is lube is IMPORTANT.
@vagina_museum Never forget the lube 😄
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For the last few days, our lift has been out of order because it made a very scary noise. We are pleased to report that we are once again fully flat access to all galleries with a lift in full working order.
It turned out, the lift needed lube. The moral of the story is lube is IMPORTANT.
Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.
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Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.
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Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.
@vagina_museum Thank you for this very important information, I was unsure if the sound feedback was needed or not, thought I just pushed some buttons to mute it.
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Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.
Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.
And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.
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Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.
And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.
@vagina_museum
This thought had never even entered my mind until now. And now it won't leave. 🙃 -
Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.
And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.
@vagina_museum
I gotta try silicone lube the next time my front door eventually starts squeaking. -
Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.
And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.
All giggles aside, just a reminder that the Vagina Museum has flat access to all public areas. You can learn more about accessibility for mobility, sensory, visual and D/deaf access here https://www.vaginamuseum.co.uk/accessibility
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Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.
@vagina_museum
No, but the owner might! -
Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.
And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.
@vagina_museum As a gay man I really don't have much interest in vaginas - though I'm sure they're very nice. But I absolutely love your updates and the fact that you exist.
I can't help thinking a penis museum would probably be a lot less interesting. I like dick, but it's not really something I need education about. I mean, I *have* one.
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@vagina_museum As a gay man I really don't have much interest in vaginas - though I'm sure they're very nice. But I absolutely love your updates and the fact that you exist.
I can't help thinking a penis museum would probably be a lot less interesting. I like dick, but it's not really something I need education about. I mean, I *have* one.
@SorenMRiis @vagina_museum yep, and so did the vast majority of all medical doctors 🙄
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Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.
@vagina_museum Typically...
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Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.
@vagina_museum@masto.ai When, if ever, do vaginas make scary noises? -
For the last few days, our lift has been out of order because it made a very scary noise. We are pleased to report that we are once again fully flat access to all galleries with a lift in full working order.
It turned out, the lift needed lube. The moral of the story is lube is IMPORTANT.
@vagina_museum This is bait for WD40 explainers. You are baiting WD40 explainers.
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Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.
@vagina_museum The owner of the vagina might though.
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Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.
@vagina_museum ⬆️ Something a robot might say when telling other robots what it's learned about humans.
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@vagina_museum As a gay man I really don't have much interest in vaginas - though I'm sure they're very nice. But I absolutely love your updates and the fact that you exist.
I can't help thinking a penis museum would probably be a lot less interesting. I like dick, but it's not really something I need education about. I mean, I *have* one.
There is a penis museum, although not with so great an online presence as the @vagina_museum:
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For the last few days, our lift has been out of order because it made a very scary noise. We are pleased to report that we are once again fully flat access to all galleries with a lift in full working order.
It turned out, the lift needed lube. The moral of the story is lube is IMPORTANT.
@vagina_museum that’s bang out of order
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