PAWAAAAAADE
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Is it just me, or is he floating like he’s Slightly Buzzed Lightyear?
Edit: TO INEBRIATION AND BEYOND
Every time you see a Macy’s star balloon, that’s where an act backed out
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Every time you see a Macy’s star balloon, that’s where an act backed out
Lil Jon on the Toys ‘R Us float. Quick, name two things that no longer have relevance in society!
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Lil Jon on the Toys ‘R Us float. Quick, name two things that no longer have relevance in society!
It’s Goku! Which, in Japanese, means “merchandising”
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It’s Goku! Which, in Japanese, means “merchandising”
On my TV, this marching band’s tunics look like they might feature the trans flag. Let’s go with THIS IS A BAND COMPRISED OF ALL TRANS PEOPLE! PROTECT TRANS KIDS!!
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On my TV, this marching band’s tunics look like they might feature the trans flag. Let’s go with THIS IS A BAND COMPRISED OF ALL TRANS PEOPLE! PROTECT TRANS KIDS!!
Koi? The frowning one on the left is a joyless koi.
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Koi? The frowning one on the left is a joyless koi.
A pirate ship. Left Shark has found work with the float crew, who are all flamboyant theater kids.
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A pirate ship. Left Shark has found work with the float crew, who are all flamboyant theater kids.
It’s the straw hat kid from One Piece. Monkey D. Luffy. Oh, and a dude on stilts DUDE ON STILTS
Edit: the One Piece dude looks strung out.
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It’s the straw hat kid from One Piece. Monkey D. Luffy. Oh, and a dude on stilts DUDE ON STILTS
Edit: the One Piece dude looks strung out.
Is this a Winter Olympics year? I don’t know, I can never keep up. Are there people who anxiously await the Olympics? I’m always surprised by them. Oh, that’s happening again? Okay, cool. I guess we’re watching nothing but Olympics 24/7 now
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Is this a Winter Olympics year? I don’t know, I can never keep up. Are there people who anxiously await the Olympics? I’m always surprised by them. Oh, that’s happening again? Okay, cool. I guess we’re watching nothing but Olympics 24/7 now
Rao’s? Is that food line?
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Rao’s? Is that food line?
Shrek in his onion carriage, which was a sneaky way for him to smell better
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Shrek in his onion carriage, which was a sneaky way for him to smell better
Haribo had what amounted to a trailer being hauled by a riding mower. Majestic.
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Haribo had what amounted to a trailer being hauled by a riding mower. Majestic.
Oh, and a bear balloon trailing 45 yards behind so as to not be associated with the embarrassing “float.”
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Oh, and a bear balloon trailing 45 yards behind so as to not be associated with the embarrassing “float.”
It’s a marching band from Mississippi. They somehow sound poor.
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It’s a marching band from Mississippi. They somehow sound poor.
Wait, this is ASU. They have an amazing band. Former comment retracted.
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Wait, this is ASU. They have an amazing band. Former comment retracted.
Kpop Demon Hunters. Fun trivia: Jen used to say “demond.” With a d at the end. We still say it sometimes for fun.
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Kpop Demon Hunters. Fun trivia: Jen used to say “demond.” With a d at the end. We still say it sometimes for fun.
Ooh, now I want some Lindor truffles.
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Ooh, now I want some Lindor truffles.
Oh, it’s Bluey! Great, now I’m sad about the grandmother dying again. Thanks, Macy’s.
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Oh, it’s Bluey! Great, now I’m sad about the grandmother dying again. Thanks, Macy’s.
Serta Mattresses reminding everyone the holiday is all about the bangin’
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Serta Mattresses reminding everyone the holiday is all about the bangin’
Toy robots. Say that six times fast!
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Toy robots. Say that six times fast!
Nutcracker Mouse On A Tandem Bike was the name of my band in college