PAWAAAAAADE
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Lil Jon on the Toys ‘R Us float. Quick, name two things that no longer have relevance in society!
It’s Goku! Which, in Japanese, means “merchandising”
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It’s Goku! Which, in Japanese, means “merchandising”
On my TV, this marching band’s tunics look like they might feature the trans flag. Let’s go with THIS IS A BAND COMPRISED OF ALL TRANS PEOPLE! PROTECT TRANS KIDS!!
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On my TV, this marching band’s tunics look like they might feature the trans flag. Let’s go with THIS IS A BAND COMPRISED OF ALL TRANS PEOPLE! PROTECT TRANS KIDS!!
Koi? The frowning one on the left is a joyless koi.
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Koi? The frowning one on the left is a joyless koi.
A pirate ship. Left Shark has found work with the float crew, who are all flamboyant theater kids.
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A pirate ship. Left Shark has found work with the float crew, who are all flamboyant theater kids.
It’s the straw hat kid from One Piece. Monkey D. Luffy. Oh, and a dude on stilts DUDE ON STILTS
Edit: the One Piece dude looks strung out.
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It’s the straw hat kid from One Piece. Monkey D. Luffy. Oh, and a dude on stilts DUDE ON STILTS
Edit: the One Piece dude looks strung out.
Is this a Winter Olympics year? I don’t know, I can never keep up. Are there people who anxiously await the Olympics? I’m always surprised by them. Oh, that’s happening again? Okay, cool. I guess we’re watching nothing but Olympics 24/7 now
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Is this a Winter Olympics year? I don’t know, I can never keep up. Are there people who anxiously await the Olympics? I’m always surprised by them. Oh, that’s happening again? Okay, cool. I guess we’re watching nothing but Olympics 24/7 now
Rao’s? Is that food line?
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Rao’s? Is that food line?
Shrek in his onion carriage, which was a sneaky way for him to smell better
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Shrek in his onion carriage, which was a sneaky way for him to smell better
Haribo had what amounted to a trailer being hauled by a riding mower. Majestic.
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Haribo had what amounted to a trailer being hauled by a riding mower. Majestic.
Oh, and a bear balloon trailing 45 yards behind so as to not be associated with the embarrassing “float.”
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Oh, and a bear balloon trailing 45 yards behind so as to not be associated with the embarrassing “float.”
It’s a marching band from Mississippi. They somehow sound poor.
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It’s a marching band from Mississippi. They somehow sound poor.
Wait, this is ASU. They have an amazing band. Former comment retracted.
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Wait, this is ASU. They have an amazing band. Former comment retracted.
Kpop Demon Hunters. Fun trivia: Jen used to say “demond.” With a d at the end. We still say it sometimes for fun.
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Kpop Demon Hunters. Fun trivia: Jen used to say “demond.” With a d at the end. We still say it sometimes for fun.
Ooh, now I want some Lindor truffles.
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Ooh, now I want some Lindor truffles.
Oh, it’s Bluey! Great, now I’m sad about the grandmother dying again. Thanks, Macy’s.
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Oh, it’s Bluey! Great, now I’m sad about the grandmother dying again. Thanks, Macy’s.
Serta Mattresses reminding everyone the holiday is all about the bangin’
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Serta Mattresses reminding everyone the holiday is all about the bangin’
Toy robots. Say that six times fast!
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Toy robots. Say that six times fast!
Nutcracker Mouse On A Tandem Bike was the name of my band in college
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Nutcracker Mouse On A Tandem Bike was the name of my band in college
The number of cheerleaders in this group equals all other participants in the parade. They have takeover plans. NYC, your reign is about to end.
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The number of cheerleaders in this group equals all other participants in the parade. They have takeover plans. NYC, your reign is about to end.
Pop star on the LEGO float. Why didn’t they make it Star Trek themed?! What a missed merchandizing opp!