Beware of the Guardian Loafs

[grryboy@social.horrorhub.club]

@catsalad No one's lap is safe.

[grob@mstdn.social]

@catsalad to enter the sacred realm of the great downstairs, you must solve a riddle. Solve it and pass. Fail and you shall be meowed at. Loudly.

(The riddle is "where snack?". Always. So bring kibble)

[tubemeister@mstdn.social]

@catsalad Reminds me of a friend’s cat who had taken to sleeping stretched out across the second step down. Which led to… Issues, on pre-caffeinated mornings.

[pineywoozle@masto.ai]

@catsalad Anyone can pass …but you will be judged and found wanting.
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[whangdoodler@piipitin.fi]

@catsalad one of them always lies and the other one always tells the truth.

[samirkvxividra1@defcon.social]

@dianea @catsalad you didn't fall thru drunk, they are waiting to see how hungover you will do...