Lmao, this keychain is amazing!
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Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣
Someone designed this.
@alice batteries are replaceable if you are brave enough
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@alice on the whole, it's probably for the best that we no longer let pharma reps give free swag for doctors, but it does mean we miss out on awesome things like this. At one point I had quite a collection, thanks to my parents bringing home the most hilarious ones for me.
The best one has to be the Levitra folding pen that had a button to, er, erect itself: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T6Z6IhHH-ro
@dan that's amazing! 🤣
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@alice batteries are replaceable if you are brave enough
@autisticplushy I was really hoping that was the battery compartment and it was just powered by Viagra.
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@autisticplushy I was really hoping that was the battery compartment and it was just powered by Viagra.
@alice fgiojuiohjiuhvbui "Change only when under the influence."
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@alice on the whole, it's probably for the best that we no longer let pharma reps give free swag for doctors, but it does mean we miss out on awesome things like this. At one point I had quite a collection, thanks to my parents bringing home the most hilarious ones for me.
The best one has to be the Levitra folding pen that had a button to, er, erect itself: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T6Z6IhHH-ro
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@alice I'm sorry, a blue flashlight to do WHAT? Is that a thing? Sheesh, I'm gayer than Christmas and even *I* wouldn't need a flashlight for that...
@theorangetheme @alice It extends into the UV spectrum to find the glowing semen.
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Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣
Someone designed this.
@alice All that, and a non-watertight container for the pills with a living hinge, aka the world's slowest breakaway mechanism.
They spared no expense, in the John Hammond-est sense of the term.
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@alice All that, and a non-watertight container for the pills with a living hinge, aka the world's slowest breakaway mechanism.
They spared no expense, in the John Hammond-est sense of the term.
@alice Book John Hammond, even.
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@theorangetheme @alice It extends into the UV spectrum to find the glowing semen.
@theorangetheme @alice I bought this one so I could put a new battery in it and test my theory.
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@whitneymcn there was a drug rep that used to come into my office, and she'd give out samples to us. That's how I ended up trying Viagra. Fun fact: it works regardless of your standard equipment loadout (though not on everyone), but I did get a headache from it after a while.
I'm pretty sure what she was doing was illegal, but we were in our 20s and it was all fun and games as long as no one's heart popped.
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@theorangetheme @alice I bought this one so I could put a new battery in it and test my theory.
@Mungencakes wait! Is the battery replaceable?? I couldn't get it open, and the pill compartment didn't have a battery under the foam housing or anything.
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@Mungencakes wait! Is the battery replaceable?? I couldn't get it open, and the pill compartment didn't have a battery under the foam housing or anything.
@Mungencakes maybe like with guys and clits, I just needed to look harder 😞
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@Mungencakes wait! Is the battery replaceable?? I couldn't get it open, and the pill compartment didn't have a battery under the foam housing or anything.
I am confident I can split that case. If I had an @alice branded lockpicking kit I'd use the big turning tool.
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Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣
Someone designed this.
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I am confident I can split that case. If I had an @alice branded lockpicking kit I'd use the big turning tool.
@alice @theorangetheme Guessing about the battery type I'd say smaller than a 2032. Maybe more than one button type, or a 15mm coin.
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Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣
Someone designed this.
@alice I like how it is black, with black on black text, to make it easy to find. The mind boggles how common that stupid design error is. I recently returned a £400+ Steam Deck, one of the reasons for the return being that many of the controls were labelled in black on black. Even devices for the partially sighted often get this wrong.
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@alice on the whole, it's probably for the best that we no longer let pharma reps give free swag for doctors, but it does mean we miss out on awesome things like this. At one point I had quite a collection, thanks to my parents bringing home the most hilarious ones for me.
The best one has to be the Levitra folding pen that had a button to, er, erect itself: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T6Z6IhHH-ro
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Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣
Someone designed this.
@alice Bet I could fit 2 emergency Skittles in there!
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Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣
Someone designed this.
@alice Warning: If the blue LED stays on for more than four hours, consult a physician immediately.
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