Lmao, this keychain is amazing!

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣

Someone designed this.

#DesignChoices #KeepItUp

[theorangetheme@en.osm.town]

@alice I'm sorry, a blue flashlight to do WHAT? Is that a thing? Sheesh, I'm gayer than Christmas and even *I* wouldn't need a flashlight for that...

[thegreatllama@kolektiva.social]

@alice
You should save that, it belongs in the "Late Stage Capitalism" exhibit in a post revolution museum.

[ashedryden@xoxo.zone]

@alice the person who invented this was the hero of that pharma convention, I’m sure

[emily_rugburn@lgbtqia.space]

@alice pharmaceutical gadgets are amazing. the pharmacy i worked in had a birth control pack that was a clock. i wanted it sooooooooooooooo bad

[dan@discuss.systems]

@alice on the whole, it's probably for the best that we no longer let pharma reps give free swag for doctors, but it does mean we miss out on awesome things like this. At one point I had quite a collection, thanks to my parents bringing home the most hilarious ones for me.

The best one has to be the Levitra folding pen that had a button to, er, erect itself: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T6Z6IhHH-ro

[sleepycatten@cultofshiv.wtf]

@alice

hehe 🤭

Wonder if they ever designed one for tadalafil. It'd definitely last longer 😏🤭

[acb@mastodon.social]

@alice at least they didn’t sacrifice an ARM SoC and a LCD screen to play erection-themed animations every time you reach for a pill.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@theorangetheme you'd be surprised how many guys need a map.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/qoqxft/why_is_the_clitoris_so_hard_to_find/

[autisticplushy@lgbtqia.space]

@alice batteries are replaceable if you are brave enough

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@dan that's amazing! 🤣

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@autisticplushy I was really hoping that was the battery compartment and it was just powered by Viagra.

[autisticplushy@lgbtqia.space]

@alice fgiojuiohjiuhvbui "Change only when under the influence."

[whitneymcn@mastodon.xyz]

@dan @alice My best friend's aunt was a pharmacist, and she got, and then gave out, SO MUCH drug company swag in the '80s.

[mungencakes@kolektiva.social]

@theorangetheme @alice It extends into the UV spectrum to find the glowing semen.

[symtrkl@anarres.family]

@alice All that, and a non-watertight container for the pills with a living hinge, aka the world's slowest breakaway mechanism.

They spared no expense, in the John Hammond-est sense of the term.

[symtrkl@anarres.family]

@alice Book John Hammond, even.

[mungencakes@kolektiva.social]

@theorangetheme @alice I bought this one so I could put a new battery in it and test my theory.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/365967978789

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@whitneymcn there was a drug rep that used to come into my office, and she'd give out samples to us. That's how I ended up trying Viagra. Fun fact: it works regardless of your standard equipment loadout (though not on everyone), but I did get a headache from it after a while.

I'm pretty sure what she was doing was illegal, but we were in our 20s and it was all fun and games as long as no one's heart popped.

@dan

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@Mungencakes wait! Is the battery replaceable?? I couldn't get it open, and the pill compartment didn't have a battery under the foam housing or anything.

@theorangetheme