You've heard of vibe-coding...

[purplerabbit@goo.dgirl.gay]

@alice I feel like Alice is trying to condition me to be horny at the sights of locks.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

They were already on the Brinks...

[jackryder@infosec.exchange]

@alice

PLEASE tell me there is a "alternative methods" category or something you can just absolutely dominate.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@gollyhatch my partner and I go out on love lock hunting dates. When I get 1000, they're going in a museum art exhibit.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@purplerabbit wait, is that not normal..?

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@jackryder I can absolutely dominate a lot of things 😏

Sadly, Guinness only has one lockpicking record, and I just beat it yesterday.

[nxskok@cupoftea.social]

@alice not touching this with a 10-foot pole. (Oops.)

[varx@defcon.social]

@alice @purplerabbit look at them there. Just saying "pick me, pick me"

[purplerabbit@goo.dgirl.gay]

@alice eh, it might be my demisexuality speaking here. but, i'm also a sub. so quite prone to conditioning. so maybe... in time... who knows.

i'm gonna get pavlovian responses at the sights of padlocks, i swear.

[purplerabbit@goo.dgirl.gay]

@alice actually, it might be a case of I don't know if I'm attracted to the lock or if I want to be the lock.

[darkasvim@fosstodon.org]

@alice This reminds me of McNally and his astroglide. 🫠

[jackryder@infosec.exchange]

@alice

[azonenberg@ioc.exchange]

@alice @jackryder Did you actually send in the video as proof to get yourself certified as the record holder? or does it have to be witnessed by somebody from Guinness or something?

(I only hold one Guinness record myself and it's as co-creator of the world's smallest comic strip, we didn't need to have the creation witnessed since it's a physical artifact anyone could look at and verify, which last I heard was on display in the Dutch comic museum in Groningen)

[gollyhatch@hachyderm.io]

@alice That's a cool idea! I eventually gave up 'cause those locks are so low quality it stopped being fun, so instead I focused on "homemade" love locks (random different locks with the lovers' names just scribbled on with permanent markers) just to get a big variety of locks to practice with. Also where I live the legal situation is kinda tricky, if not to say insanely stupid. You can get in real trouble for cleaning bridges here unfortunately, so after the lockdowns when there were more people out at night I didn't want to take the risk.

[azonenberg@ioc.exchange]

@alice @jackryder Anyone with a decent microscope, that is - it was engraved into the side of a human hair lol

[syhr@social.coop]

@alice Never change.

[inconspicuous-lurker-99@boymilk.cafe]

Liberated

[jackryder@infosec.exchange]

@azonenberg @alice

I was thinking there was a guinness but also a "speed runner" kind of place? More digital?

I'm kind of shocked there is only one category to be honest. It seems like there would be at least a handful of them as standard. Locks have whole grades. I might be a pro at certain types but completely unaware of other mechanisms.

There should be a site or a group or a union... someone who can award people who do extra in the community.

[jackryder@infosec.exchange]

@azonenberg @alice Wait, what?

I'm sorry - side convo. I need some links and context if you please?

[autisticplushy@lgbtqia.space]

@alice what about vibe locksmithing?