You've heard of vibe-coding...

[sherwoodinc@floss.social]

@alice that one needs a backdoor

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

What I think when I hear "just the tip".

[eedly@mindly.social]

@alice So what you're saying is that, even with my hand tremor, I can learn to pick locks?

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

"I hear what you're doing in here!"

"God, mom, don't come in! I'm doing security research!"

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@gollyhatch oh, of course not! I stole them.

Well...relocated them, technically.

Along with about 400 of their friends.

[webbop@tech.lgbt]

@alice I wonder if there is a way to use a vibrating lockpick tool, in a... more socially acceptable manner.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@eedly I have nerve damage that makes my hands shake; it's totally still possible to learn to pick locks—and even be good at it.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@webbop more acceptable than for picking locks?

[eruonna@chaosfem.tw]

@alice you're having fun, aren't you?

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@eruonna always.

[gollyhatch@hachyderm.io]

@alice Oh wow, and I thought *I* had been productive! I think I got like 50 of them before I lost interest. Also pretty heavy to carry in a backpack. 😋

[purplerabbit@goo.dgirl.gay]

@alice I feel like Alice is trying to condition me to be horny at the sights of locks.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

They were already on the Brinks...

[jackryder@infosec.exchange]

@alice

PLEASE tell me there is a "alternative methods" category or something you can just absolutely dominate.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@gollyhatch my partner and I go out on love lock hunting dates. When I get 1000, they're going in a museum art exhibit.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@purplerabbit wait, is that not normal..?

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@jackryder I can absolutely dominate a lot of things 😏

Sadly, Guinness only has one lockpicking record, and I just beat it yesterday.

[nxskok@cupoftea.social]

@alice not touching this with a 10-foot pole. (Oops.)

[varx@defcon.social]

@alice @purplerabbit look at them there. Just saying "pick me, pick me"

[purplerabbit@goo.dgirl.gay]

@alice eh, it might be my demisexuality speaking here. but, i'm also a sub. so quite prone to conditioning. so maybe... in time... who knows.

i'm gonna get pavlovian responses at the sights of padlocks, i swear.