My stomach just growled and my dog barked

[dillyd@turtleisland.social]

My stomach just growled and my dog barked

[smellsofbikes@mastodon.social]

@dillyd my dog is named Suzy Rockets because on her first day home she farted and it scared her and she leapt off the couch leaving a foul exhaust, and barking in fear.

[badgardener@mountains.social]

@dillyd

When my wife* farts, the dog silently leaves the room.

(*: no, really - when I do it, he seems fine with it)

[dillyd@turtleisland.social]

@Badgardener
That's funny. If anybody farts audibly close to my dog, he gives the person a look, and jumps off the couch and walks away.