Reading my NHS Health Check report BMI results ...while eating cake.

[jtonline@mastodon.me.uk]

Reading my NHS Health Check report BMI results ...while eating cake. 😬

[floppy@mastodon.me.uk]

@jtonline it's important to cushion the impact.

[jtonline@mastodon.me.uk]

@Floppy now you mention it, the report doesn't have a section on mental health, which is a shame because I would be totally smashing that with extensive cake sampling and practiced skill at ignoring all the things.

[andypiper@macaw.social]

@jtonline @Floppy smashed cake is more crumby and less easy to consume. Avoid smashing.

[jtonline@mastodon.me.uk]

@andypiper @Floppy you can always stick it back together with custard.

[andypiper@macaw.social]

@jtonline @Floppy I always forget that I’m talking to a professional here