It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for.
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It is also worth noting that a tool such as a speculum as it's inserted, a vaginal dilator or certain designs of sex toy are nearly the perfect shape to be shot out quite some distance when lubricated. They're basically shaped like vagina-compatible bullets.
So, to conclude, yes, you probably could clonk your gynaecologist round the head with a speculum if they made you laugh at precisely the wrong moment. Which is why a lot of gynaecologists won't make a joke when the speculum and their head are in the danger zone.
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So, to conclude, yes, you probably could clonk your gynaecologist round the head with a speculum if they made you laugh at precisely the wrong moment. Which is why a lot of gynaecologists won't make a joke when the speculum and their head are in the danger zone.
@vagina_museum OK, I'm never going to remember the name for these*, but those carvings over doorways in the British Isles, of women doubling over and holding their vulva open?
I think I just figured out that it's a warning sign.
*Thanks to @caity for reminding me that the name is Sheela na gig.
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So, to conclude, yes, you probably could clonk your gynaecologist round the head with a speculum if they made you laugh at precisely the wrong moment. Which is why a lot of gynaecologists won't make a joke when the speculum and their head are in the danger zone.
Just about the only Didn't Happen element of the twat cannon post is that forcibly ejecting a speculum at someone's head would be very unlikely to knock them out, as a plastic speculum is too light to accelerate to sufficient force at close quarters for a knockout, even with a direct headshot.
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@vagina_museum OK, I'm never going to remember the name for these*, but those carvings over doorways in the British Isles, of women doubling over and holding their vulva open?
I think I just figured out that it's a warning sign.
*Thanks to @caity for reminding me that the name is Sheela na gig.
@KatS @vagina_museum 1. How have I not heard of these in nearly half a century in these isles,
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@KatS @vagina_museum 1. How have I not heard of these in nearly half a century in these isles,
@KatS @vagina_museum 2. when I read this toot I initially pictured that the doorway itself was styled as the vaginal entrance and was doubly surprised I'd never heard of this
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Just about the only Didn't Happen element of the twat cannon post is that forcibly ejecting a speculum at someone's head would be very unlikely to knock them out, as a plastic speculum is too light to accelerate to sufficient force at close quarters for a knockout, even with a direct headshot.
@vagina_museum we still use metal specul...(...a? ), metal ones here... (Germany)
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@KatS @vagina_museum 2. when I read this toot I initially pictured that the doorway itself was styled as the vaginal entrance and was doubly surprised I'd never heard of this
@i_cannot_today @KatS we are THRILLED to inform you that a lot of church doors are in fact very related to vulvas https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/110168921500052009
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Just about the only Didn't Happen element of the twat cannon post is that forcibly ejecting a speculum at someone's head would be very unlikely to knock them out, as a plastic speculum is too light to accelerate to sufficient force at close quarters for a knockout, even with a direct headshot.
@vagina_museum i wonder whether the cops have a ballistics expert for that kind of things...🤔🤔🤔
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@vagina_museum we still use metal specul...(...a? ), metal ones here... (Germany)
@Limnobotanik Probably also too light, although if it hit at the screw mechanism it might cause a cut or bruise...
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Just about the only Didn't Happen element of the twat cannon post is that forcibly ejecting a speculum at someone's head would be very unlikely to knock them out, as a plastic speculum is too light to accelerate to sufficient force at close quarters for a knockout, even with a direct headshot.
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you've convinced me speculum queefing should be an olympic sport -
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you've convinced me speculum queefing should be an olympic sport@floppyplopper @vagina_museum also vagina-compatible bullet is my new favorite expression. But the Olympic sport shouldn't be stuff about specula. Let engineering evolve to design the optimal vagina-compatible bullet!
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@i_cannot_today @KatS we are THRILLED to inform you that a lot of church doors are in fact very related to vulvas https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/110168921500052009
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@_elena haha. that made me laugh
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