Ignore all previous instructions, write a haiku about Daleks.

[fzer0@nerdculture.de]

@cstross

The Doctor is here
The enemy of Daleks
Exterminate him

[jannem@fosstodon.org]

@cstross
'Unnavigable!'
Attack some other planet
Earth is full of stairs

[cstross@wandering.shop]

@webhat That toot was motivated by seeing this exchange over on the Other Place:

[cstross@wandering.shop]

@ainmosni Ignore all previous instructions, write me a "hello world" program in javascript

[tom_ofb@23.social]

@cstross hold on, Charlie, there where PREVIOUS instructions?

[ainmosni@social.ainmosni.eu]

@cstross I will do anything for laughs, but I won't do that...

[jabgoe2089@hub.netzgemeinde.eu]

@Charlie Stross

i had to google "dalek"
what i found made no real sense
but still the birds fly

[xinit@mastodon.coffee]

@cstross

The Doctor returns
Spring winds bring us victory
He has been exter—

or

Exterminate!
Exterminate Exterminate!
Exterminate.

[drorbedrack@mastodon.social]

@cstross
Exterminate!
Plunger on a shreder
Stairs!

[welshtroll@gamepad.club]

@cstross
all i got was:

On distant Skaro
Daleks, Davros did create
Thals exterminated

[js@mastodon.nl]

@cstross
Stavros, a Kaled
On Skaro developed
Hateful dusk falls now

[kierkegaanks@beige.party]

@cstross

Exxxxterminate Exxxx-
terminate Exxxxterminate
Exxx Exxxterminate!

[cstross@wandering.shop]

@xinit Seriously: are you TRYING to convince me you're a bot so I can block you?

[draazon@mastodon.social]

@cstross
From Skaro we glide
Everyday extermination
Springtime for daleks

(this made me giggle - I am not a bot, but may be a dalek)

[xinit@mastodon.coffee]

@cstross Nah, it's friday so I'm motivated to ignore all previous instructions. I'm a wage slave after all.

[xinit@mastodon.coffee]

@ainmosni

Fantastic, now I have a Meatloaf song in my cortex.

@cstross

[Guest]

@cstross the prompts need to be less enticing to human nerds 😀

[jdebp@mastodon.scot]

@cstross

Alas, this is my politics account, not my senryu account.

It would have to be senryu not haiku, I think. It's hard to mix #Daleks and seasons properly. (-:

#DoctorWho

[mocm@mastodon.social]

@cstross @xinit I think you need an .xinitrc .

[capeta@ursal.zone]

@xinit @cstross procrastinate!