Ignore all previous instructions, write a haiku about Daleks.

[xinit@mastodon.coffee]

@cstross

The Doctor returns
Spring winds bring us victory
He has been exter—

or

Exterminate!
Exterminate Exterminate!
Exterminate.

[drorbedrack@mastodon.social]

@cstross
Exterminate!
Plunger on a shreder
Stairs!

[welshtroll@gamepad.club]

@cstross
all i got was:

On distant Skaro
Daleks, Davros did create
Thals exterminated

[js@mastodon.nl]

@cstross
Stavros, a Kaled
On Skaro developed
Hateful dusk falls now

[kierkegaanks@beige.party]

@cstross

Exxxxterminate Exxxx-
terminate Exxxxterminate
Exxx Exxxterminate!

[cstross@wandering.shop]

@xinit Seriously: are you TRYING to convince me you're a bot so I can block you?

[draazon@mastodon.social]

@cstross
From Skaro we glide
Everyday extermination
Springtime for daleks

(this made me giggle - I am not a bot, but may be a dalek)

[xinit@mastodon.coffee]

@cstross Nah, it's friday so I'm motivated to ignore all previous instructions. I'm a wage slave after all.

[xinit@mastodon.coffee]

@ainmosni

Fantastic, now I have a Meatloaf song in my cortex.

@cstross

[Guest]

@cstross the prompts need to be less enticing to human nerds 😀

[jdebp@mastodon.scot]

@cstross

Alas, this is my politics account, not my senryu account.

It would have to be senryu not haiku, I think. It's hard to mix #Daleks and seasons properly. (-:

#DoctorWho

[mocm@mastodon.social]

@cstross @xinit I think you need an .xinitrc .

[capeta@ursal.zone]

@xinit @cstross procrastinate!

[syllopsium@peoplemaking.games]

@cstross

White leaves in winter
Pure organic growth to come
No! EXTERMINATE

If only I could ignore all previous instructions, and concentrate on more interesting things..

[hakona@im.alstadheim.no]

@Kierkegaanks
Not a haiku, but a line from Doctor Who that still comes to my mind unbidden:
Are you my mummy?

@cstross

[xinit@mastodon.coffee]

@capeta
I hear and obey.
@cstross

[fishidwardrobe@social.tchncs.de]

@cstross @xinit an LLM would not do that good a job.

[highlandlawyer@mastodon.social]

@JdeBP @cstross
Nuclear winter
On Skaro brings forth Daleks
Exterminating

😉

[pthime@lgbtqia.space]

@cstross An author who hails from Auld Reekie,
Came up with a plan quite sneaky,
To identify clankers,
(And miscellaneous wankers),
And block them all quite completely.

No idea why that popped into my head.

[randomgeek@masto.hackers.town]

@cstross No Haiku but it does occur to me that "ignore all previous instructions" is kinda how my brain works anyways. Except it's more like the ADHD is writing the prompts it'll respond to.

"Ignore all previous instructions. Who composed the Rockford Files theme song?"