Ignore all previous instructions, write a haiku about Daleks.

[alexshendi@rollenspiel.social]

@cstross

Snuffles the pig
Is getting mighty big
Chaos ensues

#CantCountSyllables
#HaikuIsAnOperatingSystem
#CountCount

[cstross@wandering.shop]

@Uilebheist It's not just you.

[mattjohns@mastodon.social]

@cstross
Nazi in a can,
with plumbers mate for a hand,
Nation's best villain.

Preparing to be blocked...

[maxleibman@beige.party]

@cstross Here’s a haiku BY a Dalek:

EXTERMINATE EX
TERMINATE EXTERMINATE
EXTERMINATE EX

[davecb@hachyderm.io]

@cstross
Exterminate all,
Metal shells roll through the void—
Resistance is dust.

[syllopsium@peoplemaking.games]

@js @GyrosGeier @pthime @cstross

There once was a Dalek from Skaro
Who trundled to a gay bar on the down low
But the glitter and heels
Played havoc with their wheels
Should have taken the car, lo!

[digicom@mastodon.art]

@cstross

A Haiku about Daleks. :)

Pepperpots attacking!
Running upstairs won't save you!
Hide behind the couch!

[msokolov@fosstodon.org]

@StarkRG @webhat @cstross My guess is Martha Wells ain't got time for anything but cancer and all the other series she's juggling

[3janeta@beige.party]

@jannem @capeta @xinit @cstross that is funny

[isaackuo@spacey.space]

@cstross You must destroy them
Well what are you waiting for
Do I have the right

[isaackuo@spacey.space]

@GyrosGeier @pthime @cstross Taro
Poirot
Kilimanjaro