OH: "There are two hard problems in computer science.

[gvwilson@mastodon.social]

OH: "There are two hard problems in computer science. Please don't be a third."

[kithrup@wandering.shop]

@gvwilson The saying is "0, 1, or infinite."

[raganwald@social.bau-ha.us]

@gvwilson Dark Joke:

The third hard problem is automobile safety.

(Sadly, Phil Karlton and his wife were killed in a car accident.)

[wildeyedboyfromfreecloud@masto.ai]

@gvwilson Are good names for variables #1 or #2?

[fabiosantoscode@mastodon.social]

@kithrup @gvwilson what I heard is 2 problems: caching, naming things, and off-by-one errors

[kithrup@wandering.shop]

@fabiosantoscode @gvwilson That's one of the jokes, yes. 😄 One of my favorites for that matter.

[matejpp@tenforward.social]

@fabiosantoscode @kithrup @gvwilson I heard it's actually three: caching, naming things, concurr, off-by-one errorsency