The first things I learned when I woke up today:

[malachai@furry.engineer]

@skinnylatte boosting for "zebrass"

[johnzajac@dice.camp]

@skinnylatte

Not coyowos or wolyotes?

[minego@pdx.social]

@skinnylatte This breaks my system... A dromedrary looks like a D and a bactrian looks like a B (on their sides...)

This new camel doesn't look lke an H.

[inherentlee@flipping.rocks]

@skinnylatte thanks I just read this to my wife and couldn't finish saying it out loud bc I was laughing too much

***pizzly***

[inherentlee@flipping.rocks]

@skinnylatte her take: "look, if a grizzly bear and a polar bear get together, I don't care what it's called, I'm leaving"

[adhdeanasl@beige.party]

@skinnylatte 2 parts donkey and one part badger is a Badonkadonk

[inquiline@assemblag.es]

@skinnylatte

and to think i only knew about zenkeys!!! 😂

HT @beadsland

[slothrop@chaos.social]

@skinnylatte “zedonk” is the sound a German makes when they hit their head on something

[beadsland@beige.party]

@inquiline @skinnylatte

What is the sound of one cheek clapping?

[beadsland@beige.party]

@inherentlee @skinnylatte

Too many bears bare in the woods.