The first things I learned when I woke up today:

[skinnylatte@hachyderm.io]

The first things I learned when I woke up today:

- polar bears and grizzly bears can have offspring! Grizzly bear father + polar bear mom = grolar bears
- polar bear father + grizzly bear mom = pizzly bear

[skinnylatte@hachyderm.io]

Baby manatees drink milk from their mother’s armpits

[pikesley@mastodon.me.uk]

@skinnylatte bred for their skills in magic

[http_error_418@hachyderm.io]

@skinnylatte this actually makes sense to me because I learned about witches

[dave@alvarado.social]

@skinnylatte I love this so much. It's like ligers and tigons.

[broadfork@mastodon.green]

@skinnylatte I love that grolar and pizzly bears exist. I would love to see what they look like.

[nev@flipping.rocks]

@skinnylatte I believe sloths are the same!

Truly, what is milk but extra-nutritious sweat

[olmst3ad@hachyderm.io]

@skinnylatte yes, but are grolar Bears bouba and pizzley Bears kiki? Because they sound like they should be...

[capnthommo@c.im]

@skinnylatte what do you get from a pizzly/grolar cross.

[ginevracat@toot.community]

@skinnylatte You have the best facts!!

[ferrix@mastodon.online]

@skinnylatte bearoligists warn not to call them pizzly to their face

[ginevracat@toot.community]

@skinnylatte I guess breasts are just modified sweat glands, so 🤷‍♀️

[farah@beige.party]

@capnthommo @skinnylatte bear

[jpaulgibson@mastodon.ie]

@skinnylatte my first thought was why are they not grillars and pozzlys? is there a common rule for all such combinations? or is it ‘arbitrary’, and - if so - who decides? … in any case, thanks for sharing … we learn something new every day and sometimes what we learn just makes us smile. like today for me. thanks to you

[iwillyeah@mastodon.ie]

@skinnylatte ha, my kids too, if I nursed lying down.

[iwillyeah@mastodon.ie]

@nev @skinnylatte genuinely what they evolved from, though perhaps you already knew that.

[jpaulgibson@mastodon.ie]

@skinnylatte and if grolars mate with pizzlies? (not sure its even possible) their offspring - somewhat miraculously - are grizzlies (or polars)? … now my head hurts and i may find it difficult to fall asleep tonight.

[nev@flipping.rocks]

@Iwillyeah @skinnylatte I faintly remember learning it but cool details are also welcome

[iwillyeah@mastodon.ie]

@nev @skinnylatte same as that, just read it as a passing fascinating detail when I was breastfeeding and wondering wft was happening to me.

[cshlan@dawdling.net]

@Iwillyeah @skinnylatte
Same!