@regehr annual OSDI/SOSP, on the other hand, became a reality because @irene and I got frustrated that we had to spend every wedding anniversary at a USENIX poster session and completely reworked the systems publication schedule
@rachel @mttaggart I don't even know how you could parody something like this."Corporation removes (don't be evil | we value safety) from their website"... I'd expect that to end with "after their CEO mysteriously vanished and was replaced by Dr Evil".