guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies

[video_game_king@mastodon.social]

@maia He takes one look at Las Vegas and thinks to himself, "Something has gone very, VERY wrong."

[rndanger@infosec.exchange]

@maia
I thought he got Renocarnated but now I'm thinking he made it to Nirvada

[blogdiva@mastodon.social]

@maia laughing harder at this than i should 🤣 🤣 🤣

[voline@kolektiva.social]

@maia

Slightly!

[kanamauna@sauropods.win]

@maia

Been there, done that.

[aperture@snug.moe]

@maia evil nirvana

-carrie

[freya@social.highenergymagic.net]

@maia ouch, poor due

[ww@xyzzy.link]

@maia guy who misheard buddhism as bdsm, practiced it without caring for his own safety and ended up in nevada after dying

[rainbowpink@snug.moe]

@maia wasn’t this what twin peaks the return was about

[lydiaconwell@todon.nl]

@maia Or maybe he did it right and it was just karma.

[dmtomas@mastodon.social]

@maia
question - and how shitty person as a Buddhist or Hindu one has to be to be reborn as a rat, but the one that they test drugs on?

[hosford42@techhub.social]

@blogdiva

Trying not to wake my wife by shaking the bed

@maia

[azonenberg@ioc.exchange]

@maia or a Nirvana concert?

[cadejohnson@toot.cat]

@maia be careful what you wish for; be VERY careful!

[ea7krc@mastodon.radio]

@maia
He would get arrested by ICE for not being a pedo loving christian

[renardboy@mastodon.social]

@maia "I knew I should've taken that left turn at Amoghasiddhi!"

[backfromthedud@mas.to]

@maia Spelling is important when dealing with afterlives.

[kevinrns@mstdn.social]

@DMTomas @maia

Trump, Gaetz, Johnson level.

[michaelgemar@mstdn.ca]

@maia @goinfawr Wrong? He’s out of the cycle of rebirth — anything that happens in Vegas *stays* in Vegas.

[ginevracat@toot.community]

@maia 😂