Wait.. everyone looks exactly like their profile picture, right?

[puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social]

@babe@glitterkitten.co.uk @catsalad@infosec.exchange walking into the bank being greeted with "Good Morning Ms Puppygirl Hornypost, How can I assist you today?"

[luiscrespo@mastodon.social]

@catsalad yes !!

[luiscrespo@mastodon.social]

@babe @catsalad yes !!

[ics@tau-ceti.space]

@catsalad Of course!

[defx@meow.social]

@catsalad Yes

[disputatore@masto.pt]

@catsalad yes, I am a living line chart

[piepants@famichiki.jp]

@catsalad Only during winter.

[benaveling@infosec.exchange]

There was a point in time when I looked like my profile photo.
That point is increasingly not recently.
@tantramar @fahrni @babe @catsalad

[billjelavich@hachyderm.io]

@catsalad for the record i was hangry when i took my picture.

[calisti@chaos.social]

@catsalad @webhat Of course.

[definitelynotrabbit@mk.absturztau.be]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange well the monocle yes, but sometimes I take off my top hat

[bitchimadorable@mk.absturztau.be]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange Yes 100% ​​

[ramenjunkie@retro.pizza]

@http_error_418 @catsalad Are you sure you are not a giant sentient rainbow heart?

[definitelynotrabbit@mk.absturztau.be]

@sudo_EatPant@critter.cafe @catsalad@infosec.exchange Can confirm, they are chair

[mangochutney@social.lol]

@catsalad yeah. Although I don’t permanently hold a camera in front of my face.

[flipper@mastodonapp.uk]

@catsalad It's a dolphin sandwich.

[aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@catsalad more or less