Wait.. everyone looks exactly like their profile picture, right?

[sarraceniawilds@sunny.garden]

@catsalad yes
i mean
ribbit

[greatlaketrout@noc.social]

@catsalad

💯

[lauren_@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad Mine is a selfie I took yesterday so

[kierkegaanks@beige.party]

@catsalad oh sure, i look just like a dead german actress

[stefan@gardenstate.social]

@catsalad my subconsciousness assumes so even though my brain knows better.

[babe@glitterkitten.co.uk]

@catsalad Everyone uses their real name too

[robtherunt@cupoftea.social]

@catsalad
Defo!

[rowens@bsd.network]

@catsalad
Of course!
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.
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If the lighting is just right, and you squint really hard, and....

[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad

you bet.

i do have to get my clothes custom fit though. ;)

[maxleibman@beige.party]

@catsalad Yes, I am pixelated. It’s hereditary.

[woe2you@toot.wales]

@catsalad Yup.

[fzer0@nerdculture.de]

@babe @catsalad

ofc

[venite@mastodon.nl]

@catsalad I do

[sharukins@techhub.social]

@catsalad ofc, Mom said I'm handsome

[kbm0@mastodon.social]

@catsalad My profile picture is a cheese pie I baked around 15 years ago. I leave it to others to decide if it resembles me.
🧀 🥧

[tantramar@mstdn.ca]

@babe @catsalad Um… am I doing this wrong? 🧐😬🤪

[anarchic_teapot@oc.todon.fr]

@catsalad Absolutely. I rise at 5 a.m. and spend several hours in the hands of a professional makeup artist of the highest calibre to ensure this.

[fahrni@curmudgeon.cafe]

@tantramar @babe @catsalad Chris, we’re both doing it wrong. 😂

[tess@mastodon.social]

@babe @catsalad I feel called out all of a sudden

[0x575446@mastodon.social]

@catsalad

Selfie: