Wait.. everyone looks exactly like their profile picture, right?

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

Wait.. everyone looks exactly like their profile picture, right?

[dank@jorts.horse]

@catsalad 10,000%

[mok@social.mikutter.hachune.net]

@catsalad
Yes.

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad Yes. Do... do some tooters not?

[terryhancock@realsocial.life]

@catsalad
I know I do!

[losttourist@social.chatty.monster]

@catsalad Nope, I know everyone thinks that and that's why I had to put in my profile "not an actual sausage". 😄

[dxmacguffin@metalhead.club]

@catsalad

Just seconds after my profile picture was taken, I was eaten by the lurking space alien behind me.

[endlessmason@hachyderm.io]

@catsalad
Yeah, 100%

[nuclearoatmeal@beige.party]

@catsalad

Yeah, I'm cartoon Harrison Ford!

[diz@thegayagenda.fans]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange yea ofc

[0x00string@infosec.exchange]

@EndlessMason @catsalad confirm

[daswarkeinhuhn@netzkae.se]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange Anything else would be completely insane.

[zoufalec@mastodon.arch-linux.cz]

@catsalad yes

[g@irrelephant.co]

@catsalad Well I did gain weight since

[valhalla@social.gl-como.it]

@catsalad of course!

[arrjay@tacobelllabs.net]

@catsalad yeah they say I'll grow out of it eventually

[syn@plasmatrap.com]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange yea

[spiegelmama@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad Nah, not me

[rotopenguin@mastodon.social]

@catsalad yes, but only if they have a RealID star

[not_a_label@toot.lgbt]

@catsalad I do now…