AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs.
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
@phooky Man, I can't wait for every app everywhere to have a shitty little crab icon that does god knows what
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
@phooky if only
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
Student: “Sorry, my paper is a little messy”
Me: uh… why is your bag dripping on the floor?
Student: welcome to the future, prof.
[dumps 40 crabs on my desk]
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
@phooky Wait, I thought we were turning into cannibalistic snakes. Or is that before we turn into crabs?
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
@bfelix espero que o One Punch Man apareça e vá atrás dos bilionários.
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
"AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs."
so you're saying we should line all the data center floors with newspaper, put on our bibs, pick up our hammers and pliers, and get busy? :)
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
@phooky "I'm saying I built up a shell around myself, a cold, calculated heartless shell—"
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
@phooky “timeline goes sideways” was a warning we didn’t understand
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
@phooky
I thought carcinization was when everything turned into trains. -
AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
@phooky crabs have evolved separately 8 different times in history, so this might actually be a pretty hot tip.
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
@phooky Walking sideways, waving my claws in the air? In this economy?
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@phooky Wait, I thought we were turning into cannibalistic snakes. Or is that before we turn into crabs?
@thepoliticalcat when the snakes arrive only the crabs will survive
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
@phooky It's Philip K. Dick's world now, we just live in it.
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
@phooky Crab is the way.
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
@phooky This will be a boon to Maryland’s economy.
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
@phooky 🦀🦀🦀
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@kenobit Consiglio di dare un occhio a Bandwagon.fm https://bandwagon.fm/
Ma se pensavate a Mastodon allora qui c’è una lista di istanze molto valide a tema musica: https://fedi.garden/tag/music/
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Art.24 della Costituzione italiana. La difesa è diritto inviolabile in ogni stato e grado del procedimento.
Sono assicurati ai non abbienti, con appositi istituti, i mezzi per agire e difendersi davanti ad ogni giurisdizione.Gli avvocati del pusher ucciso a Rogoredo: «Ecco perché difendiamo gli indifendibili» https://www.avvenire.it/attualita/gli-avvocati-del-pusher-ucciso-a-rogoredo-ecco-perche-difendiamo-gli-indifendibili_105070
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@aeva There was a proposal on the gitlab a while ago: https://gitlab.gnome.org/GNOME/glib/-/issues/3596
But, long story short, they won't support wasm unless something big happens, like a dedicated maintainer.
Its their choice of course, but IMO, it indirectly hinders Vala on other domains and it has left it as a niche language.
Adding a "non glib" batteries included support for the language would open a decent alternative to C# ](my main objective on all of this).
I might bite the bullet, who knows.
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Consigliatemi un'istanza! Vorrei creare un profilo sul Fediverso per i Gom Jabbar, la nostra nuova band.
Visto che parleremo principalmente inglese e l'account servirebbe per comunicare fuori dall'Italia, pensavo a un'istanza anglofona.
Ne conoscete di valide, ovviamente non giganti, incentrate sulla musica e/o sulla roba riot?
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Nel 1870 è finito il potere del papa-re ma ancora oggi l'Italia subisce l'influenza clericale.
Aiutaci a costruire un Paese più laico e civile!
Iscriviti o rinnova l'iscrizione per il 2026.
Più saremo, più avremo forza e capacità di incidere! 👇
https://www.uaar.it/adesione
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@pfr If you are interested in Lisp I recommend learning it as a long term project. It's worth giving a good look to both Common Lisp and Scheme so that you can decide what you like.
As for where Lispers congregate, if you prefer forum platforms you may have a look at this new community:
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@Veenc Grazie per le belle parole e per l'incoraggiamento! 💜 Per ora ci limitiamo a Mastodon che è l'alternativa europea forse più diffusa in Italia, ma piano piano migreremo anche sulle altre alternative europee 🙏🏻🇪🇺
