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> Quantum computing is considered much more powerful than regular computing because it can store many times more information, which is why some see it as the next big breakthrough in technology and key to economic growth
What the fuck are you talking about?
"Quantum is an area within AI" is something I have just heard The Chancellor Of The Exchequer Of The United Kingdom say on the radio news
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Love to wake up to "Your Government Are Embarrassingly Suggestible Rubes" news
> In her lecture, Reeves will promise to achieve "the fastest AI adoption in the G7" thanks in part to government investment in British tech. She will add that quantum computing is to create 100,000 UK jobs
@pikesley
Translation: The real world is going to shit thanks to my ineptitude. I don’t have a scoobie how to fix it, so I’m going to retreat into fantasy. -
@pikesley its bad when one can't tell if they're that stupid or that corrupt.
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@pikesley That's as funny as a nearby metro approving a new AI mega-datacenter because "The AI tools will help us to prioritize maintenance tasks by identifying potholes and leaking water pipes".
As if they don't already have that information, as if they can't already just buy that service from any service provider in any data center in the world, and as if that data center is being built especially for them and not merely on their land.
@uastronomer @pikesley ... or .. hear me out ... crazy talk ... they could *just* fix the potholes and leaky pipes directly.
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"Quantum is an area within AI" is something I have just heard The Chancellor Of The Exchequer Of The United Kingdom say on the radio news
@pikesley wait, what? Did they give Kwarteng his job back?!
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"Quantum is an area within AI" is something I have just heard The Chancellor Of The Exchequer Of The United Kingdom say on the radio news
Their own Fiscal Rules compel them to believe Any Old Shit Told To Them By A Carnival Barker
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Their own Fiscal Rules compel them to believe Any Old Shit Told To Them By A Carnival Barker
Imagining a past iteration of me seething over his cornflakes as Harold Wilson was bollocking on about The White Heat Of Technology
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@pikesley wait, what? Did they give Kwarteng his job back?!
@jtonline isn't he shilling fucking Crypto now?
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Imagining a past iteration of me seething over his cornflakes as Harold Wilson was bollocking on about The White Heat Of Technology
I guess at least he was coming at it from The Left
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@jtonline isn't he shilling fucking Crypto now?
@pikesley really? Bit behind the times if he hasn't moved on to Quantum Large Language Crypto.
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"Quantum is an area within AI" is something I have just heard The Chancellor Of The Exchequer Of The United Kingdom say on the radio news
@pikesley Does anyone know the impact of quantum on cyber?
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@pikesley really? Bit behind the times if he hasn't moved on to Quantum Large Language Crypto.
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@pikesley 😬 I have questions.
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Love to wake up to "Your Government Are Embarrassingly Suggestible Rubes" news
> In her lecture, Reeves will promise to achieve "the fastest AI adoption in the G7" thanks in part to government investment in British tech. She will add that quantum computing is to create 100,000 UK jobs
@pikesley
Thatcher killed Inmos. Started process of UK being Financial services only for majority GDP and a a money launder hub via IoM, Ch Is & BOT, which is why UK left EU.
ARM happened by accident and isn't UK owned for ages now.
AI based on LLM: A damaging toy.
Quantum Computing: Many problems to solve and only does some specialist things better. Unlikely to replace existing computing if it ever does work.What on earth is Reeves talking about?
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Love to wake up to "Your Government Are Embarrassingly Suggestible Rubes" news
> In her lecture, Reeves will promise to achieve "the fastest AI adoption in the G7" thanks in part to government investment in British tech. She will add that quantum computing is to create 100,000 UK jobs
@pikesley The big problem there is that trying to measure the number of jobs created will materially affect the number of jobs created.
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@pikesley The big problem there is that trying to measure the number of jobs created will materially affect the number of jobs created.
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Put the lid back on the box, count to ten, and open it again. 50/50 chance I'll not have done 🙂
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Love to wake up to "Your Government Are Embarrassingly Suggestible Rubes" news
> In her lecture, Reeves will promise to achieve "the fastest AI adoption in the G7" thanks in part to government investment in British tech. She will add that quantum computing is to create 100,000 UK jobs
@pikesley wow you weren't wrong, each statement was more preposterous than the next
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"Quantum is an area within AI" is something I have just heard The Chancellor Of The Exchequer Of The United Kingdom say on the radio news
@pikesley Oh oh oh I'm American, but does the term "gobshite" apply here? Feels like a "gobshite" moment !
Gli ultimi otto messaggi ricevuti dalla Federazione
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@aras because the 5.1. .. sorry I thougt the gag woud be obvius (and funny)
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@pizaaman it's a diverse world and I like leaving the possibilities open.
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Project Hail Mary: oltre la Linea Petrova. Dove la scienza incontra l’anima
@giornalismo
articolo21.org/2026/03/project…
C’è un momento preciso in cui la fantascienza smette di essere un esercizio di stile su astronavi e motori a propulsione per diventare uno specchio
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Big report from @tbrewster
Looks like US-Israeli missile strikes killed two Iranian cyber chiefs, including the MOIS man in charge of Handala, which may explain their particular aggression as of late
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Hi! I am #newhere
My name is Benny, I am a #NetBSD developer. I am in the process of transferring my account over from @bentsukun@mastodon.sdf.org.
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@gabardino
Che invidia riuscirci
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Grazie Giollennon 💯🙏🏻
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@maudel trump ha individuato i negoziatori ed è pronto ad ammazzarli...meglio rifugiarsi all'estero in paesi sicuri dove la CIA non possa raggiungerli come invece accadde al Che.
