Me (thinking to myself): Man, mousepad is kinda dry again.
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Me (thinking to myself): Man, mousepad is kinda dry again. Is it the cold? Mouse seems to be grindy over it... hehehe grindy... Maybe if I lubric... wait.... damn... what was that stuff in they conspicously advertised in porn movies... Remember porn movies in the 80s? Sometimes the camera would cut away to show a jar of vaseline like stuff...
Me: You mean Vaseline...
Me: No. No no no. It had another name. What was it...
Lewdbrarian: Sir, the name you are looking for is AstroGlide.
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Me (thinking to myself): Man, mousepad is kinda dry again. Is it the cold? Mouse seems to be grindy over it... hehehe grindy... Maybe if I lubric... wait.... damn... what was that stuff in they conspicously advertised in porn movies... Remember porn movies in the 80s? Sometimes the camera would cut away to show a jar of vaseline like stuff...
Me: You mean Vaseline...
Me: No. No no no. It had another name. What was it...
Lewdbrarian: Sir, the name you are looking for is AstroGlide.
Lewdbrarian: I suggest a quick search to confirm, since this particular memory is over 40 years old by now.
Me (after check): Yup. Yup. It checks out.
Lewdbrarian: I am glad I could be of service, sir.
Me: Hey... Uh... You wouldn't happen to remember where we saw that last now, would you?
Lewdbrarian: I am so very sorry, sir. Records of VHS titles specially those not fully watched have been purged. Since we no longer own any tapes, or devices to play them. I hope you understand.
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Lewdbrarian: I suggest a quick search to confirm, since this particular memory is over 40 years old by now.
Me (after check): Yup. Yup. It checks out.
Lewdbrarian: I am glad I could be of service, sir.
Me: Hey... Uh... You wouldn't happen to remember where we saw that last now, would you?
Lewdbrarian: I am so very sorry, sir. Records of VHS titles specially those not fully watched have been purged. Since we no longer own any tapes, or devices to play them. I hope you understand.
Lewdbrarian: Will that be all, sir?
Me: I... The other day I was thinking of an old jav idol... The one with the sexy...
Lewdbrarian: That is Sally Yoshino, sir.
Me: And... do we perhaps have any vi
Lewdbrarian: You should look in the gray drive, sir. I trust you remember the password.
Me: yes. yes.
Lewdbrarian: We do not have any video. But there are pictures saved from usenet. Just look under ..\Alt\Binaries\Pictures\Jav\Y\
Me: Thank you.
Lewdbrarian: Glad to serve, sir.
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@adhdeanasl @itzyg yeah, but you see, this kind of math is rather complex.
