What if we made a fruit machine that killed a polar bear every time you pulled the handle?

[pikesley@mastodon.me.uk]

What if we made a fruit machine that killed a polar bear every time you pulled the handle? What if it also cost the guy who owned the machine a million dollars every pull?

[ozzelot@mstdn.social]

@pikesley Holy shit put this into everything

[pikesley@mastodon.me.uk]

A year from now, the fruit machine will cost a million dollars per spin

[rgarner@mastodon.social]

@ozzelot @pikesley to take this to its logical conclusion you are suggesting we put a polar bear in Sam Altman's toilet.

I'm not against it.

[pikesley@mastodon.me.uk]

All white-collar jobs will be obsolete within 18 months* because of the fruit machine

*18-month rolling window

[rgarner@mastodon.social]

@pikesley cold fusion will also be obsolete by then I heard

[pikesley@mastodon.me.uk]

If you're still thinking about the way the fruit machine was six months ago*, you're doing it wrong. It's much better now

*also a rolling window

[pikesley@mastodon.me.uk]

The actual purpose of the fruit machine is to keep one fucking guy in horrible leather jackets

[kingtor@frontrange.co]

@rgarner @pikesley cold fusion is already a myth, so why not make it an obsolete myth ;)

Disclaimer: I'm not trying to start anything, I'm just a smartass.

[woe2you@beige.party]

@pikesley World's most expensive midlife crisis.