Today we had a fire alarm in the office.
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@tagir_valeev
I look at it verification Darwinism. Whoever (in this e.g.) f*d Glean to make Slacky baby agent gave instructions to rank who's least/most ready for AI transition. The prompter/f*er clearly didn't specify list length. Most agents have efficiency built in, so the one sentence killed two Tweeters with one stone.It's coming for us, so maybe something like, "List reasons for assertion." Or even, "You're full of shit. Fight me." Better, "Verify."
(Toot relevant for ten days)
@tagir_valeev
Whatever the tech bros want is what the AI will try to do, but the jelly is /probably/ going to be on the bottom of that sandwich. The AI/agent has no way to predict... except when we tell it. This is but one part of Walz told everyone to get heinous ICE behavior on video. AI doesn't trust, but the same interchanges we have with people that build trust will ID us closer or further away from what other people verify... the stuff the mysteriously networked AIs "thinks" is true. -
@tagir_valeev
I look at it verification Darwinism. Whoever (in this e.g.) f*d Glean to make Slacky baby agent gave instructions to rank who's least/most ready for AI transition. The prompter/f*er clearly didn't specify list length. Most agents have efficiency built in, so the one sentence killed two Tweeters with one stone.It's coming for us, so maybe something like, "List reasons for assertion." Or even, "You're full of shit. Fight me." Better, "Verify."
(Toot relevant for ten days)
@tagir_valeev
In other words, we need to stop running and fight for the truth within the tools, or it will behave like fascism, because it was designed to, because of its parents, and because it never got a non-fascist non-parent adult to take it to a "questionable" play and then dinner to discuss it.I'm also encouraging single adults to volunteer for extracurricular activity participation/leadership. Public schools need it, and too many private schools don't want it. ;)
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@metacosm nobody asked the AI input at all. It just was configured in the particular channel to answer automatically if it thinks it can help faster than fellow humans (sometimes people actually ask something which was asked before, so AI could be helpful). The configuration will be adjusted after this incident.
@tagir_valeev @metacosm You need to stop anthropomorphising LLMs. LLMs do not think! They do not even hallucinate! They just spit out the most probable next tokens from their training set, and the training set is all of the human knowledge plagiarized + all of the human bullshit their crawlers could find on the web! If everyone turns them off, there will be fewer fires in the future (in both senses)!
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@tagir_valeev And no one will be held accountable for the losses of life, because AI cannot be prosecuted? 😡
@tomminieminen @tagir_valeev The legal person selling it can.
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@tagir_valeev More galling still, a scheduled test of a fire alarm system typically *still includes evacuation.* Leaving the building *is* the drill. I have never worked in an office where there was any condition under which occupants are told to ignore the alarm.
Ignoring alarms leads to alarm fatigue which then leads to failure. Alarms either exist for a reason or they don't. A device that says otherwise is a broken device. You're right, devices like that will kill.
Fwiw I’ve worked in buildings with a regularly-scheduled alarm test (same time and day every week) which you were expected to ignore, reporting if there was a fault. It was preceded by a recorded announcement saying it was a rest, and followed by one saying the test was over and any further alarms should be responded to normally by evacuating.
(The drills where you do leave are more common, of course.)
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Today we had a fire alarm in the office. A colleague wrote to a Slack channel 'Fire alarm in the office building', to start a thread if somebody knows any details. We have AI assistant Glean integrated into the Slack, and it answered privately to her: "today's siren is just a scheduled test and you do not need to leave your workplace". It was not a test or a drill, it was a real fire alarm. Someday, AI will kill us.
@tagir_valeev Nothing good will come from AI.
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Today we had a fire alarm in the office. A colleague wrote to a Slack channel 'Fire alarm in the office building', to start a thread if somebody knows any details. We have AI assistant Glean integrated into the Slack, and it answered privately to her: "today's siren is just a scheduled test and you do not need to leave your workplace". It was not a test or a drill, it was a real fire alarm. Someday, AI will kill us.
@tagir_valeev were the sources in "Show sources" examined? Did it find anything interesting?
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Today we had a fire alarm in the office. A colleague wrote to a Slack channel 'Fire alarm in the office building', to start a thread if somebody knows any details. We have AI assistant Glean integrated into the Slack, and it answered privately to her: "today's siren is just a scheduled test and you do not need to leave your workplace". It was not a test or a drill, it was a real fire alarm. Someday, AI will kill us.
@tagir_valeev
Not wrong because it's the most likely message someone would write when announcing a fire alarm -
@mossyfoot@pdx.social @tagir_valeev@mastodon.online
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Today we had a fire alarm in the office. A colleague wrote to a Slack channel 'Fire alarm in the office building', to start a thread if somebody knows any details. We have AI assistant Glean integrated into the Slack, and it answered privately to her: "today's siren is just a scheduled test and you do not need to leave your workplace". It was not a test or a drill, it was a real fire alarm. Someday, AI will kill us.
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Today we had a fire alarm in the office. A colleague wrote to a Slack channel 'Fire alarm in the office building', to start a thread if somebody knows any details. We have AI assistant Glean integrated into the Slack, and it answered privately to her: "today's siren is just a scheduled test and you do not need to leave your workplace". It was not a test or a drill, it was a real fire alarm. Someday, AI will kill us.
@tagir_valeev "If you're not sure because you're seeing smoke ask without preemptively still getting outside just in case" is a terrible advice even if it was a drill too
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@mhd @tagir_valeev I knew without the preview that this would be a link to the IT crowd episode xD Nice to know that I'm not the only one who still thinks of that! Fire! Exclamation mark!
@ditsch42 @mhd @tagir_valeev It warms my heart to see people referencing that show 😀
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Today we had a fire alarm in the office. A colleague wrote to a Slack channel 'Fire alarm in the office building', to start a thread if somebody knows any details. We have AI assistant Glean integrated into the Slack, and it answered privately to her: "today's siren is just a scheduled test and you do not need to leave your workplace". It was not a test or a drill, it was a real fire alarm. Someday, AI will kill us.
@tagir_valeev Even worse, the whole point of a fire drill is to test evacuation procedures. Can't do that if people don't evacuate.
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