At the strange little ice cream shop down the street.
-
@futurebird I thought that was spring
What with May and June weddings being popular
@CoolerPseudonym @futurebird july through october...
https://www.babycenter.com/family/birthdays/most-common-birthday-month_41002206
Cuz when it's cold outside what else are you gonna do
-
Ah the classic Norman Rockwell painting of the exhausted ice cream man next to the calendar showing it's the middle of birthday season!
@futurebird @CoolerPseudonym I figured all us Mid-November kids were evidence of a successful Valentine's Day date for our parents.
-
Ah the classic Norman Rockwell painting of the exhausted ice cream man next to the calendar showing it's the middle of birthday season!
@futurebird @CoolerPseudonym September. Sooooo many September birthdays....
-
Ah the classic Norman Rockwell painting of the exhausted ice cream man next to the calendar showing it's the middle of birthday season!
@futurebird @CoolerPseudonym there’s a lesser known Rockwell painting of an exhausted takeout delivery driver approximately nine months earlier
-
At the strange little ice cream shop down the street.
"Do you have birthday cake ice cream?"
"No! It's winter."
"???"
"We only have that one in the summer, you know, birthday season."Birthday Season?
Has anyone ever heard of this?
@futurebird I've heard it said that there are the.most births (human) in August, perhaps there is truth to that? Also I would wonder if hosts of birthday parties in colder weather opt for other kinds of cakes. Baking is more comfortable when it's cold out, if nothing else.
-
At the strange little ice cream shop down the street.
"Do you have birthday cake ice cream?"
"No! It's winter."
"???"
"We only have that one in the summer, you know, birthday season."Birthday Season?
Has anyone ever heard of this?
@futurebird Seems that February is, indeed, the least popular “birthday month”, but it’s a shorter month so not really a fair competition. August is tops, followed by July-October-September, so late summer to early fall is more or less “birthday season”. Ice creameries should adjust accordingly 🎂🍦🥳https://www.babycenter.com/family/birthdays/most-common-birthday-month_41002206
-
@lienrag @futurebird @akamran Maybe there’s this one guy who likes making ice cream and the mob boss loves that ice cream; so no one gets to talk shit.
Clearly I’ve watched way too much tv
@farah @lienrag @futurebird plausible!
-
At the strange little ice cream shop down the street.
"Do you have birthday cake ice cream?"
"No! It's winter."
"???"
"We only have that one in the summer, you know, birthday season."Birthday Season?
Has anyone ever heard of this?
@futurebird summer IS when you humans swim upstream to spawn, right?
-
@farah @futurebird @akamran Could be Scottish gangs?
"...The ice cream wars were turf wars in the East End of Glasgow, Scotland, in the 1980s between rival criminal organisations selling drugs and stolen goods from ice cream vans. ..."
@ai6yr @farah @futurebird @akamran huh.
There's a weird ice cream van that shows up in our neighborhood, at random days, only *after* dark.
Our area is by a river, lots of trees.... NO STREET LIGHTS...
It's creepy af, and now I wonder if they're cover fir some evil syndicate 🤔
-
@ai6yr @farah @futurebird @akamran huh.
There's a weird ice cream van that shows up in our neighborhood, at random days, only *after* dark.
Our area is by a river, lots of trees.... NO STREET LIGHTS...
It's creepy af, and now I wonder if they're cover fir some evil syndicate 🤔
@faraiwe @farah @futurebird @akamran LOL probably
-
At the strange little ice cream shop down the street.
"Do you have birthday cake ice cream?"
"No! It's winter."
"???"
"We only have that one in the summer, you know, birthday season."Birthday Season?
Has anyone ever heard of this?
@futurebird Fascinating to get these little glimpses into other people's strangely different minds.
-
@ai6yr @farah @futurebird @akamran huh.
There's a weird ice cream van that shows up in our neighborhood, at random days, only *after* dark.
Our area is by a river, lots of trees.... NO STREET LIGHTS...
It's creepy af, and now I wonder if they're cover fir some evil syndicate 🤔
@ai6yr @farah @futurebird @akamran I half expected clown-dressed, carnivore, tentacled aliens to jump outta it.
-
@ai6yr @farah @futurebird @akamran
They inspired Comfort and Joy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comfort_and_Joy_(1984_film)@knowattitude @ai6yr @farah @futurebird @akamran
“I want to talk to Mister Bunny.”“Is there a Sanity Clause?”
-
undefined oblomov@sociale.network shared this topic