you *must* read the Battle of the Dildo at the Minneapolis Graduate Hotel (where ICE is lodging):

[vlrny@disabled.social]

@susankayequinn this is glorious!

"The air vibrated with that very specific end-of-empire energy where your brain says this is insane but your soul says don’t stop, this is sacred."

😘👌

[emma@orbital.horse]

@susankayequinn the sad part of that is that was the MN National Guard in the yellow vests, which Waltz said was there to protect protesters, and they didn't stop to process what happened, they fired on people. Shame on them, and shame on Waltz.

[nosirrahsec@infosec.exchange]

@susankayequinn that was glorious.

I have an idea involving my expensive lightsaber and a dildo. 🤔😈

[tillgrallert@digitalcourage.social]

@susankayequinn What a marvel of a quote!!!!

> The very first rubber dick to touch government-issued leather boots triggered a full-blown chemical weapons response. That is not metaphor. That is not exaggeration. That is a literal sentence that happened in America in 2026.

[yantor3d@mas.to]

@susankayequinn "the dildo(s) of consequences rarely arrives lubed."

[fencepost@infosec.exchange]

@susankayequinn I'll note that it is possible to get suction cup dildos stuck onto windows, as seen last week in Chicago's northwest suburbs (though not as part of a known protest).

[oldguycrusty@mastodon.world]

@susankayequinn

...these are the people that give me hope.
Wonderful story.

https://www.closertotheedge.net/p/the-dildo-distribution-delegation

#ICE #Dildos
#fascist #Nazi
#Resistors
#Minneapolis

[plumbert@thecanadian.social]

"While we didn’t shut down ICE that night, we did show that their power collapses the moment it’s confronted with absurdity.

We proved that you can bring a trillion-dollar security apparatus to its knees with one well-aimed rubber cock.
...
You can’t baton your way out of satire. You can’t gas a punchline. And you absolutely cannot maintain authority while tear-gassing people over a rubber dick."

https://www.closertotheedge.net/p/the-dildo-distribution-delegation

@susankayequinn

[mikal@sfba.social]

@susankayequinn

This is brilliant. And hilarious. And probably a good model for protests against ICE everywhere. The revolution will be rubberized.

[susankayequinn@wandering.shop]

@emma not national guard

" the officers from the Minneapolis Police Department, Hennepin County Sheriff’s Office and State Patrol office were recruited for assistance."

https://mndaily.com/top-story/graduate-hotel-protest-sees-3-arrests-from-university-police/01/21/2026/

[emma@orbital.horse]

@susankayequinn oh. My understanding that the Guard would be wearing vests, but the Devil take Jacob Frye as well.

[susankayequinn@wandering.shop]

@emma and almost immediately ICE and others started wearing lookalike gear😡

[susankayequinn@wandering.shop]

@emma you can generally tell by who is wearing MASKS

[scruffyjunco@sfba.social]

@Plumbert @susankayequinn @mappingsupport

Absolutely brilliant! Well done, Minneapolis.

[cadbury_moose@wandering.shop]

@Mikal @susankayequinn

It reminds this moose of a "flying dildo" that someone released into an important (political?) meeting. It was radio controlled and stayed just out or reach of anybody trying to swat it. Chaos ensued. 3:O))>

The video is probably still around somewhere. (I can't find it with a quick search.) 3:O(>

[cadbury_moose@wandering.shop]

@passenger @angusm @susankayequinn

🤣 🏆

I can just imagine John Peel announcing that on Radio 1.

[susankayequinn@wandering.shop]

@Cadbury_Moose hahaha! @Mikal

[jaythvv@infosec.exchange]

@susankayequinn

We proved that you can bring a trillion-dollar security apparatus to its knees with one well-aimed rubber cock.

pure Situationist brilliance!

[n_dimension@infosec.exchange]

@MissConstrue @susankayequinn

Part of the hate by zeta males against lesbians was the incomprehensibilty of being replaced by a dildo (even though dildo may not be a part of the repertoire).

This is the same, these zeta males are threatened by a piece of plastic 😁

[tarheel@theatl.social]

@susankayequinn found the whole thing here, with photos: https://open.substack.com/pub/closertotheedge/p/the-dildo-distribution-delegation?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=1dsqn