I only just feel near death, but it's not my time yet, hopefully.
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I only just feel near death, but it's not my time yet, hopefully. (I know about being near death and this ain't it.)
I might ask the doctor to change my meds. But!, I have been neglecting water intake so I should drink more water also...
And so, there should be a small, no ads, app that just pops up an alarm for literally 2 seconds, that says:
DRINK YOUR WATER BITCH!
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I only just feel near death, but it's not my time yet, hopefully. (I know about being near death and this ain't it.)
I might ask the doctor to change my meds. But!, I have been neglecting water intake so I should drink more water also...
And so, there should be a small, no ads, app that just pops up an alarm for literally 2 seconds, that says:
DRINK YOUR WATER BITCH!
Uhm… an app locking all your devices until your bodily water level is not restored… 🤔
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I only just feel near death, but it's not my time yet, hopefully. (I know about being near death and this ain't it.)
I might ask the doctor to change my meds. But!, I have been neglecting water intake so I should drink more water also...
And so, there should be a small, no ads, app that just pops up an alarm for literally 2 seconds, that says:
DRINK YOUR WATER BITCH!
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Uhm… an app locking all your devices until your bodily water level is not restored… 🤔
@GustavinoBevilacqua Then it wouldn't be a simple app...
But if the cellphone can actually measure blood hidration (or maybe through exhalation?) that would be great.
BUT! WATCH OUT! HORROR!
Your ExhaleSpectogram enabled phone can monitor your hidration level... But it also can ExhaleFingerprint you and those around you. Eroding your privacy AND that of your comrades. 🤭🥶
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@vivtek I am fortunate enough that I can visit a doctor at least every 3 months. Plus specialist's visits every year.
Still, the passage of time is unalterable, and the parts I came with have seen their fair degree of wear and tear.
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I only just feel near death, but it's not my time yet, hopefully. (I know about being near death and this ain't it.)
I might ask the doctor to change my meds. But!, I have been neglecting water intake so I should drink more water also...
And so, there should be a small, no ads, app that just pops up an alarm for literally 2 seconds, that says:
DRINK YOUR WATER BITCH!
@afreytes I mean you COULD just set an alarm, but where's the fun in that 8-D
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@vivtek I am fortunate enough that I can visit a doctor at least every 3 months. Plus specialist's visits every year.
Still, the passage of time is unalterable, and the parts I came with have seen their fair degree of wear and tear.
@afreytes Still. DRINK YOUR WATER BITCH. Fluid levels are an important part of maintenance.
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@afreytes Still. DRINK YOUR WATER BITCH. Fluid levels are an important part of maintenance.
@afreytes (Do as I say, not as I do.)
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@afreytes I mean you COULD just set an alarm, but where's the fun in that 8-D
@oblomov "Awl human happiness is conservatiff; 2 thirds ov the pleasure in sliding down hill consists in drawing the sled back. I don't serpoze thare would be enny fun in sliding down a hill 34 miles long." ~ Josh Billings
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I only just feel near death, but it's not my time yet, hopefully. (I know about being near death and this ain't it.)
I might ask the doctor to change my meds. But!, I have been neglecting water intake so I should drink more water also...
And so, there should be a small, no ads, app that just pops up an alarm for literally 2 seconds, that says:
DRINK YOUR WATER BITCH!
@afreytes I made a sign for my colleague (I drew a glass full of water and wrote DRINK ME) but I am afraid it's not very helpful 🥲 I still have to remind her to drink
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