oh dang, capitalism ended this afternoon.

[aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place]

oh dang, capitalism ended this afternoon. spread the word! we don't have to live like this anymore.

[aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place]

all that patient waiting finally paid off

[aud@fire.asta.lgbt]

@aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place sorry to report we've moved from late stage capitalism straight to bonus round capitalism, which will be followed by capitalism encore

[demofox@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@aeva 😭 I wish

[glyph@mastodon.social]

@aeva did somebody do an AGI? are we star trek now?!?

[aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@glyph AGI? what are you talking about. you hit your head pretty hard there

[aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@aud that was on the roadmap, but capitalism ran out of money and had to shut it all down. they posted their "our incredible journey" post this afternoon

[glyph@mastodon.social]

@aeva that’s how capitalism ends right? machine god, basilisk, all that stuff

[aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@glyph no? it just ends because everyone waited patiently for it to end. now it has ended.

[glyph@mastodon.social]

@aeva in fairness yes this is indistinguishable from a pretty bad TBI

[demofox@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@aeva I just saw this in another place. People seem to be thinking it, and who can blame em!

[aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@demofox bird's got a point

[virtuous_sloth@cosocial.ca]

@aeva
YES!
Time to relax!
Phew.

[aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@glyph I like how in star trek, capitalism ended on earth because it kept going to the point that the wheels fell off and a lot of people died and then the vulcans popped in and were like guys you know you can just stop right

[aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@virtuous_sloth we earned it!

[dbat@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@glyph @aeva I think this is why they weren't called the Vulcannots!

[mwt@mastodon.nz]

@aeva @demofox

how do we actually stop though. Can I just not go to my job anymore?

[aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@mwt @demofox the option was always available to you

[hattifattener@wandering.shop]

@aeva Was it the groundhog? Did he see his shadow and an escalating series of crises leading to a workers' revolution?

[aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@hattifattener nothing so fanciful. everyone just realized all at once that this was all very silly and we'd all live better and be happier if we just looked out for one another