"We care about your privacy!"
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"We care about your privacy!"
Us and our ONE THOUSAND, FIVE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FOUR "partners". Hah ha!
Also fuck off!
@ruari Wow... I've seen a lot on these things, but... Wow...
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Here is a fun thing. I work for Vivaldi Browser. Load any of our websites and you see no cookie banner and no mention of partners.
"But wait" you say, "didn't those terrible Europeans mandate the cookie banner!?"
No, no they did not. We do not need a cookie banner because we are not selling all your shit to every company under the sun.
Also those sites with cookie banners are just doing malicious compliance. This was never about the EU requiring cookie banners!
@ruari that's nice, sincerely.
Related question: in Firefox and derivatives, I can look at the Ublock filter on each page to choose between links. If one webpage has 85 elements blocked, a second with similar info or capability has 12, and a third has zero, then I'd recommend the third in conversations. Because not everyone's using Vivaldi, is there a way to see what on a page was blocked by it?
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@ruari@velocipederider.com you just have to use abstinence-based sex education's definition of "partner"
(for those unaware: "when you have sex with someone, you've had sex with everyone they've ever had sex with, and everyone that those people have ever had sex with, so on, and so on")
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"We care about your privacy!"
Us and our ONE THOUSAND, FIVE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FOUR "partners". Hah ha!
Also fuck off!
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"We care about your privacy!"
Us and our ONE THOUSAND, FIVE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FOUR "partners". Hah ha!
Also fuck off!
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The one wierd trick to not having a cookie banner is… wait for it… Do not sell out your users!
Who knew!?
@ruari If you don't surveil and sell your visitors, then you don't need cookie banners. It's very simple.
The only ones who don't seem to get this very simple fact are the tech bros trained by laissez-faire capitalists to hate the EU for daring to regulate their privacy invasions.
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@bhtooefr That is some fucked up logic but ok. 🤣
@ruari welcome to Christofascist America's idea of how to scare kids 🙃 -
@ruari the bit the companies don't say is that EU requires informed consent to share your data.
Cookie banners are a deliberately poor implementation for collecting consent. And many of them are not compliant because they don't inform.
@craignicol @ruari also I dislike the term cookie banners. What's stopping me from using some different mechanism (e.g. passing a unique ID for every logged in user to 3rd party scripts)? That still needs consent.
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"We care about your privacy!"
Us and our ONE THOUSAND, FIVE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FOUR "partners". Hah ha!
Also fuck off!
@ruari 1584 reasons I use an ad-blocker and fuck their groveling "please help support our operations by turning off your ad-blocker."
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"We care about your privacy!"
Us and our ONE THOUSAND, FIVE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FOUR "partners". Hah ha!
Also fuck off!
@ruari 1584 reasons I use an ad-blocker and fuck their groveling "please help support our operations by turning off your ad-blocker."
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"We care about your privacy!"
Us and our ONE THOUSAND, FIVE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FOUR "partners". Hah ha!
Also fuck off!
@ruari 1584 reasons I use an ad-blocker and fuck their groveling "please help support our operations by turning off your ad-blocker."
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"We care about your privacy!"
Us and our ONE THOUSAND, FIVE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FOUR "partners". Hah ha!
Also fuck off!
@ruari 1584 reasons I use an ad-blocker and fuck their groveling "please help support our operations by turning off your ad-blocker."
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@ruari that's nice, sincerely.
Related question: in Firefox and derivatives, I can look at the Ublock filter on each page to choose between links. If one webpage has 85 elements blocked, a second with similar info or capability has 12, and a third has zero, then I'd recommend the third in conversations. Because not everyone's using Vivaldi, is there a way to see what on a page was blocked by it?
@shadowfals Do you mean like this?
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"We care about your privacy!"
Us and our ONE THOUSAND, FIVE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FOUR "partners". Hah ha!
Also fuck off!
"We care about your privacy!"
Us and our ONE THOUSAND, FIVE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FOUR "partners". Hah ha!
German Kleinanzeigen beats that with over 1800.
You can, if you scroll to the switch which is hidden on most screens turn those off
though.But in most cases I fully agree with F OFF to cookie factory sites.
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@craignicol Yep, from the same site @Binder
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@ruari you got me beat!!
@zeyus Yes this one is my new record! 🤣
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@ruari welcome to Christofascist America's idea of how to scare kids 🙃
@bhtooefr but it does not feel very welcome. 🤔
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@ruari 1584 reasons I use an ad-blocker and fuck their groveling "please help support our operations by turning off your ad-blocker."
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"We care about your privacy!"
Us and our ONE THOUSAND, FIVE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FOUR "partners". Hah ha!
German Kleinanzeigen beats that with over 1800.
You can, if you scroll to the switch which is hidden on most screens turn those off
though.But in most cases I fully agree with F OFF to cookie factory sites.
@Kerplunk Ok that is a new record but I have no wish to check it out. 🤣
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"We care about your privacy!"
Us and our ONE THOUSAND, FIVE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FOUR "partners". Hah ha!
Also fuck off!
@ruari name and shame !