if you like #publictransportation and dislike autonomous #robots and #ai

[chrisp@cyberplace.social]

@crispius @benroyce A proposal to just load up food delivery robots with bread rolls, send it through cities and passerbys can just grab one.

[chrisp@cyberplace.social]

@crispius @benroyce The front fell off

[crispius@mstdn.fname.ca]

@chrisp
In the future we will hunt these things like our ancestors did gazelles on the savannah.

@benroyce

[benroyce@mastodon.social]

@chrisp @crispius

Can't park there mate

[pascaline@mastodon.nl]

@theoriginaljoefisher

Same, we're doomed 😂

@polarweasel

[jef@mastodon.social]

@benroyce

[mark@mastodon.fixermark.com]

@benroyce OH MY GOD!

... is the train okay? ;)

[gabemoralesvr@mastodon.social]

@chrisp @crispius @benroyce I've seen placed in Colorado which have these fridges popped up where people can put in food and others can freely take it.

[bruce@darkmoon.social]

@benroyce

I'm sorry. Was that not a reasonable place to park?

[christ@awjeez.help]

@benroyce HOOTIN' AND HOLLERIN' OVER HERE. Thank you.

[andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it]

@crispius @chrisp @benroyce They have tasty insides.. why WOULDN'T we hunt them?

[chrisp@cyberplace.social]

@Andres4NY @crispius @benroyce Their heads have jellybeans inside

[chrisp@cyberplace.social]

@GabeMoralesVR @crispius @benroyce Yes! Food pantries for tinned goods and sometimes refrigerated. Such a good idea!

[chrisp@cyberplace.social]

@crispius @benroyce *Forbidden West intensifies*

[chrisp@cyberplace.social]

@FourT4 @benroyce Soon: "Today we are announcing the closure of heavy rail as it is anti-robot. In other news, commuters are delighted to be the first to ride in the new fleet of 40,000 self driving Ubers, they are now the fastest way to get you into the city, they can speedily complete the 10 mile journey in just 2.5 hours in the Uber traffic jams at $200 per hour!"

[doomsdayscw@kolektiva.social]

@benroyce Bwahahaha...!

[causeofbsod@wetdry.world]

@benroyce its ass did NOT telephone the signaller to get permission to cross

[radmin@limepeeps.perchinup.top]

@benroyce@mastodon.social
Always bet on the efficient machine that serves travelers in need, not the clunky machine that looks cool to those who already have everything ​​

[scrimshaw9@mastodon.social]

@benroyce @ramsey Though it sounded like Johnny Knoxville myself.

[synack@corteximplant.com]

@benroyce Meanwhile, some person is wondering where the hell their hotwings are and WHAT IS TAKING SO DAMN LONG???

They are now composing a very irate message to.... someone... to complain.

"We're sorry for the inconvenience, but your delivery bot was vaporized."