There's a minimart near the house.
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There's a minimart near the house. Like 3 minute walking distance. I visit often. They are my coke dealer, the diet soda kind.
Since last year, they've had a new cashier. An absolute unit of a MILF. I visit often. I pay her for the cokes.
My missus sometimes gets coffee at the minimart before heading to the office. Sje knows avout the MILF. And I think that, somewhat recently, the MILF maybe mentioned me to the missus.
And so... The missus, I think, dislikes I go there.
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There's a minimart near the house. Like 3 minute walking distance. I visit often. They are my coke dealer, the diet soda kind.
Since last year, they've had a new cashier. An absolute unit of a MILF. I visit often. I pay her for the cokes.
My missus sometimes gets coffee at the minimart before heading to the office. Sje knows avout the MILF. And I think that, somewhat recently, the MILF maybe mentioned me to the missus.
And so... The missus, I think, dislikes I go there.
@afreytes Could spice things up, as long as you don't act on your flirtation.
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There's a minimart near the house. Like 3 minute walking distance. I visit often. They are my coke dealer, the diet soda kind.
Since last year, they've had a new cashier. An absolute unit of a MILF. I visit often. I pay her for the cokes.
My missus sometimes gets coffee at the minimart before heading to the office. Sje knows avout the MILF. And I think that, somewhat recently, the MILF maybe mentioned me to the missus.
And so... The missus, I think, dislikes I go there.
Why? Because lately, if I say Im going to the minimart, the missus will ask for something that she KNOWS the minimart won't have. And I'll be sort of forced to go to the nearest supermarket instead.
Also, when we come back from someplace she never wants to stoo at the minimart when coming back home. But will stop at any other place.
But... LOL... There is one thing my missus doesn't know...
I know the husband of the MILF... Let me tell you something about this man...
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There's a minimart near the house. Like 3 minute walking distance. I visit often. They are my coke dealer, the diet soda kind.
Since last year, they've had a new cashier. An absolute unit of a MILF. I visit often. I pay her for the cokes.
My missus sometimes gets coffee at the minimart before heading to the office. Sje knows avout the MILF. And I think that, somewhat recently, the MILF maybe mentioned me to the missus.
And so... The missus, I think, dislikes I go there.
@afreytes Show your wife the early episodes of Star Trek Voyager, in particular the ones about Neelix's jealousy of Tom Paris over his 2-year-old girlfriend with whom he had zero on-screen chemistry.
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@afreytes Show your wife the early episodes of Star Trek Voyager, in particular the ones about Neelix's jealousy of Tom Paris over his 2-year-old girlfriend with whom he had zero on-screen chemistry.
@afreytes And, no, as much as we all wish it were so, I do not mean the girlfriend he's had for two years.
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Why? Because lately, if I say Im going to the minimart, the missus will ask for something that she KNOWS the minimart won't have. And I'll be sort of forced to go to the nearest supermarket instead.
Also, when we come back from someplace she never wants to stoo at the minimart when coming back home. But will stop at any other place.
But... LOL... There is one thing my missus doesn't know...
I know the husband of the MILF... Let me tell you something about this man...
The MILF's husband builds houses for a living. His biceps are bigger than my head. He is taller than me. And built like a truck.
I may be somewhat charming. But I'm just a computer guy. And this dude is like neighborhood discount Jason Momoa.
In fact, LOL, that's exactly what I have been planing to tell my wife the next time she seems worried about me going to the minimart...
I'm gonna say
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The MILF's husband builds houses for a living. His biceps are bigger than my head. He is taller than me. And built like a truck.
I may be somewhat charming. But I'm just a computer guy. And this dude is like neighborhood discount Jason Momoa.
In fact, LOL, that's exactly what I have been planing to tell my wife the next time she seems worried about me going to the minimart...
I'm gonna say
"Honey, you really shouldn't worry about the MILF at the minimart, not only have I met her husband, but he looks like freaking latin Jason Momoa...
Trust, that MILF ain't looking at no Jonah Hill!!!"
🤭🤭😇
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