My husband and I are not "two people who have a pet cat."
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My husband and I are not "two people who have a pet cat." No.
She is not his pet, he is, I think her legal advocate.
"My client is registering a formal complaint about the lateness of breakfast."
"My client may start formal proceedings against you if this healthy low protein diet program continues."
"I do not know the current location of my client, but I would point out that for this hearing such information is not within the rights of the court."
Does she pay him? How?
@futurebird She beams cute rays straight into his brainstem. ๐ป
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My husband and I are not "two people who have a pet cat." No.
She is not his pet, he is, I think her legal advocate.
"My client is registering a formal complaint about the lateness of breakfast."
"My client may start formal proceedings against you if this healthy low protein diet program continues."
"I do not know the current location of my client, but I would point out that for this hearing such information is not within the rights of the court."
Does she pay him? How?
@futurebird felines are authoritarians who demand to be treated like royalty. they have serfs & slaves.
i am no great fan, as you can imagine.
i was stupid enough to adopt a cat once, she ruled like thatcher in my neighbourhood.
i only had dogs after she passed the rainbow bridge due to even more aggressive cancer than she was. strangely i did ๐ค her.. -
@futurebird Is Pica a kidney cat?
@futurebird @Twotired This was my question too
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My husband and I are not "two people who have a pet cat." No.
She is not his pet, he is, I think her legal advocate.
"My client is registering a formal complaint about the lateness of breakfast."
"My client may start formal proceedings against you if this healthy low protein diet program continues."
"I do not know the current location of my client, but I would point out that for this hearing such information is not within the rights of the court."
Does she pay him? How?
Snoot boops. Definitely snoot boops.
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Yes. She needs to reduce her protein intake. But she also had a thyroid problem that made her lose a lot of weight a year ago (her pills have fixed this) I'm wary of her eating any less since she's doing so well.
She's 18 as well and very happy playful and healthy. So I think about her quality of life a lot.
Eating food is one of her favorite things next to being petted and complimented.
(She love it when you talk to her and tell her how lovely she is.)
@futurebird Itโs a dilemma. Our 20 year old has finally accepted Royal Canin Renal Support D, but sheโs much more enthusiastic about regular food (and the human food that my wife keeps slipping her). Iโm trying to keep her diet strict, but my wife (not unreasonably) is more inclined to give her what she enjoys most and will eat more of.
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My husband and I are not "two people who have a pet cat." No.
She is not his pet, he is, I think her legal advocate.
"My client is registering a formal complaint about the lateness of breakfast."
"My client may start formal proceedings against you if this healthy low protein diet program continues."
"I do not know the current location of my client, but I would point out that for this hearing such information is not within the rights of the court."
Does she pay him? How?
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@futurebird Itโs a dilemma. Our 20 year old has finally accepted Royal Canin Renal Support D, but sheโs much more enthusiastic about regular food (and the human food that my wife keeps slipping her). Iโm trying to keep her diet strict, but my wife (not unreasonably) is more inclined to give her what she enjoys most and will eat more of.
@futurebird The good news is that kidney cats can live many happy years, especially if youโre willing to administer subq fluids when it gets to that point. I believe that Sahara is our fifth kidney cat (apparently theyโre pretty much all kidney cats if they get old enough).
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My husband and I are not "two people who have a pet cat." No.
She is not his pet, he is, I think her legal advocate.
"My client is registering a formal complaint about the lateness of breakfast."
"My client may start formal proceedings against you if this healthy low protein diet program continues."
"I do not know the current location of my client, but I would point out that for this hearing such information is not within the rights of the court."
Does she pay him? How?
@futurebird I imagine both Pica and your husband are too clever to trade in mere purrs and pats. He knows that Pica keeps you physically occupied and internally regulated. It is in his interest to maintain this system of stability.
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My husband and I are not "two people who have a pet cat." No.
She is not his pet, he is, I think her legal advocate.
"My client is registering a formal complaint about the lateness of breakfast."
"My client may start formal proceedings against you if this healthy low protein diet program continues."
"I do not know the current location of my client, but I would point out that for this hearing such information is not within the rights of the court."
Does she pay him? How?
@futurebird She pays him by letting him pet her I'm guessing?
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My husband and I are not "two people who have a pet cat." No.
She is not his pet, he is, I think her legal advocate.
"My client is registering a formal complaint about the lateness of breakfast."
"My client may start formal proceedings against you if this healthy low protein diet program continues."
"I do not know the current location of my client, but I would point out that for this hearing such information is not within the rights of the court."
Does she pay him? How?
@futurebird
YOU just made my Caturday, Futurebird! -
My husband and I are not "two people who have a pet cat." No.
She is not his pet, he is, I think her legal advocate.
"My client is registering a formal complaint about the lateness of breakfast."
"My client may start formal proceedings against you if this healthy low protein diet program continues."
"I do not know the current location of my client, but I would point out that for this hearing such information is not within the rights of the court."
Does she pay him? How?
with cuddles obv!
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My husband and I are not "two people who have a pet cat." No.
She is not his pet, he is, I think her legal advocate.
"My client is registering a formal complaint about the lateness of breakfast."
"My client may start formal proceedings against you if this healthy low protein diet program continues."
"I do not know the current location of my client, but I would point out that for this hearing such information is not within the rights of the court."
Does she pay him? How?
He's paid in purrs, snuggles, and slow blinks. โบ๏ธ
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I know this won't make much sense but... I think I'm ALSO her "legal advocate" and the points of contention between us, as perfectly aligned parties, are all over how to best serve the desires of our client ... the questions of what is reasonable do not enter this court.
@futurebird she hired two different lawyers to represent her! Next level
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My husband and I are not "two people who have a pet cat." No.
She is not his pet, he is, I think her legal advocate.
"My client is registering a formal complaint about the lateness of breakfast."
"My client may start formal proceedings against you if this healthy low protein diet program continues."
"I do not know the current location of my client, but I would point out that for this hearing such information is not within the rights of the court."
Does she pay him? How?
@futurebird oxytocin probably, if his client is anything like mine
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My husband and I are not "two people who have a pet cat." No.
She is not his pet, he is, I think her legal advocate.
"My client is registering a formal complaint about the lateness of breakfast."
"My client may start formal proceedings against you if this healthy low protein diet program continues."
"I do not know the current location of my client, but I would point out that for this hearing such information is not within the rights of the court."
Does she pay him? How?
@futurebird I am currently the butler of Madame Momo. Before that I was the butler of His Furry Highness the Prince for one and a half decades, R.I.P.
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My husband and I are not "two people who have a pet cat." No.
She is not his pet, he is, I think her legal advocate.
"My client is registering a formal complaint about the lateness of breakfast."
"My client may start formal proceedings against you if this healthy low protein diet program continues."
"I do not know the current location of my client, but I would point out that for this hearing such information is not within the rights of the court."
Does she pay him? How?
@futurebird she baby
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@justine that was terrible. Much different from the US remake
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@wackJackle ๐๐๐๐๐ผ
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@wackJackle You must remember to bring the CORDLESS ones, though.
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@wackJackle
It's interesting to watch the 2020 videos again
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yEqRIkVEya0
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@wackJackle fyi this is ai generated
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@bryan they're hilarious. And, they make so many bad choices. And, yet, they're doing pretty good.
If they defeat the boat curse, I will be stunned.
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@game Se mi lasci una mail ti mando le istruzioni per il test, grazie
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@swelljoe their (Ted & Jim) constant complaining, bickering, and whining is what gives them power. lol (if I'm remembering right...)
