this house has cat ears

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Tag yourself

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This store opens 10 whole hours every week. These are like the hours of a secret shop in a video game.

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My Normal Car is raising a lot of questions already answered by the name

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The two sexualities

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Wrapping myself in a bow and giving my boyfriend

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Oh if you blow up this car you get double xp

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There's definitely a boss fight down this way

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Finally, cosmetics for cyclopses

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Oh I found them, call the space cops

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Oh, Char is off on a raid because Zeon's supplies are down to cup noodles, sports shoes, and soft-spoken waifus

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I would love to buy stuff from this store but it is always closed, has no hours of operation, and doesn't even have a store name. I guess I need to figure out the right quest to do to unlock it.

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This mall has a lot of opinions

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So that's where they come from

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Normie/Goth/Vampire Fighting Nun lesbian wedding harem anime just dropped

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Where Final Fantasy Lesbian Couples go to conceive

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This store opens only NINE HOURS a week! AND they have unexpected closures!

What a power move, they know Gundam Figure fans are like drug addicts

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Oh my god the Gundam Store that only opens 9 hours a week is actually open! (see: https://urusai.social/@ami_angelwings/115924250868100659)

But also when it's closed the open sign is lit up but when it's open the open sign is unlit, like they're only grudgingly open.

Update: The store is still open after the hours it said it would close. This store challenges your capitalist assumptions.

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This glass store with no name filled with expensive anime figures has never opened once since I discovered it and I'm starting to think it's a police honeypot

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This mall's parking lot has vast fields of disabled permit parking and also the spots near the entrance are reserved for expectant mothers or "small cars". If you're a non-pregnant person who isn't disabled and drives a giant SUV or Cybertruck you better be ready for some cardio

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This sounds like a threat