this house has cat ears

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Oh, Char is off on a raid because Zeon's supplies are down to cup noodles, sports shoes, and soft-spoken waifus

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I would love to buy stuff from this store but it is always closed, has no hours of operation, and doesn't even have a store name. I guess I need to figure out the right quest to do to unlock it.

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This mall has a lot of opinions

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So that's where they come from

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Normie/Goth/Vampire Fighting Nun lesbian wedding harem anime just dropped

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Where Final Fantasy Lesbian Couples go to conceive

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This store opens only NINE HOURS a week! AND they have unexpected closures!

What a power move, they know Gundam Figure fans are like drug addicts

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Oh my god the Gundam Store that only opens 9 hours a week is actually open! (see: https://urusai.social/@ami_angelwings/115924250868100659)

But also when it's closed the open sign is lit up but when it's open the open sign is unlit, like they're only grudgingly open.

Update: The store is still open after the hours it said it would close. This store challenges your capitalist assumptions.

[ami_angelwings@urusai.social]

This glass store with no name filled with expensive anime figures has never opened once since I discovered it and I'm starting to think it's a police honeypot

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This mall's parking lot has vast fields of disabled permit parking and also the spots near the entrance are reserved for expectant mothers or "small cars". If you're a non-pregnant person who isn't disabled and drives a giant SUV or Cybertruck you better be ready for some cardio

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This sounds like a threat

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I guess technically this restaurant says "Rain or Shine" and didn't mention snow, so closing during a blizzard isn't against the rules

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All power to primary shopping cannons

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On the one hand you can spend $500+ on the next Cabbage Patch/Beanie Baby/Elmo/etc craze, or for $100 less you can get naked Android 18

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This store holds so much mana

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For when you want your skin to be especially white

(I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm trying to erase it)

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I swear no stores in this mall know how an open/closed sign works, they always say open when closed and closed when open. I feel like it's a vaudeville skit thing where because they're inside the store when closing and reading the sign, it says "closed" to them.

That or it's to keep out shoplifters like Zhang Fei sleeping with his eyes open to deter assassins.

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This is the fashion version of the level 99 armor shop

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So that's where Griffith Berserk shops to look so good, I hear the prices are killer

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Why does this guy look like Edward Cullen if he went Super Saiyan