this house has cat ears

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This sounds like a threat

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I guess technically this restaurant says "Rain or Shine" and didn't mention snow, so closing during a blizzard isn't against the rules

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All power to primary shopping cannons

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On the one hand you can spend $500+ on the next Cabbage Patch/Beanie Baby/Elmo/etc craze, or for $100 less you can get naked Android 18

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This store holds so much mana

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For when you want your skin to be especially white

(I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm trying to erase it)

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I swear no stores in this mall know how an open/closed sign works, they always say open when closed and closed when open. I feel like it's a vaudeville skit thing where because they're inside the store when closing and reading the sign, it says "closed" to them.

That or it's to keep out shoplifters like Zhang Fei sleeping with his eyes open to deter assassins.

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This is the fashion version of the level 99 armor shop

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So that's where Griffith Berserk shops to look so good, I hear the prices are killer

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Why does this guy look like Edward Cullen if he went Super Saiyan

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Awww how sweet, Rei brought Bocchi a guitar pick for her guitar

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This store is always closed. Yesterday it was closed which is fair it was Tuesday. But the sign wasn't up, it was locked inside the store on the floor. Today the sign is up and outside, so somebody must have opened the store to put it up. But the store is still closed.

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These Gundam/anime figure stores that are never open or open like 1 hour every day that's a prime number when the moon is waxing are like when I get geolocked from buying things online. "I WANT TO GIVE YOU MONEY. PLEASE JUST LET ME!"

I'm starting to think they're not really stores but the private collections of some rich weeb and exist just to taunt us with all the treasures they have which us plebs may look at but never hold.

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This Spider-Man statue clearly is meant to be hanging upside down by a web/string, but having him sitting on the floor in that pose looks like he's doing something else and checking to see if anybody is around to notice.

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Time to eat experimental mutant duck

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Okay which one of you ate all the noodles

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Great even my BPD needs to deal with the TSA

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This is like when you find the secret stash of healing items in a video game and need to figure out how to get in

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https://urusai.social/@ami_angelwings/115993247540154373

Literally ate all the noods to the point the restaurant goes out of business

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So I discovered the mall directory is one giant cell phone running a mall directory app and you can set it to camera selfie mode