I would like to return the unused portion of 2026 for a full refund, please.

[the_etrain@beige.party]

I would like to return the unused portion of 2026 for a full refund, please.

[mrfunkedude@mastodon.social]

@the_etrain You can only get store credit.

[the_etrain@beige.party]

@Mrfunkedude
*sigh* Fine.

[mrfunkedude@mastodon.social]

@the_etrain Are you a Rewards member?

[the_etrain@beige.party]

@Mrfunkedude
Of course.

[gaydeceiver@mstdn.social]

@the_etrain

I am sorry, sir, but once you open it, you can't return it. It's store policy. However, not all is lost. I can give you a 10% markup on a brand-new, shiny 2027.

[mrfunkedude@mastodon.social]

@the_etrain And would you like to donate $2 to the "Children who can't eat because cheap ass fuckers don't donate at the register" charity fund raiser?

[the_etrain@beige.party]

@GayDeceiver
That's how I wound up with 2025! Same shit!

[oblomov@sociale.network]

@the_etrain sorry, the offer is only valid within the first 30 days