Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for Spice Witch Hot Honey.

[lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social]

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for Spice Witch Hot Honey. Is hot honey witchcraft? Yes. Do I think it was a bit of an overreaction to hold the Salem Witch Trials over women making hot honey? Yes.
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[lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social]

To test if a woman was a witch, they would be given a teaspoon of hot honey. If they could eat this without needing a glass of milk to wash it down, this was definitive proof of witchcraft.

[loganer@mastodon.social]

@lowqualityfacts but like, I'm a guy so ...
I guess I would be a warlock instead.

(also pro tip, any lemon flavored soda pop will work far better than milk.)

[cstamp@mastodon.social]

@lowqualityfacts Sounds fair. :)

[staringatclouds@mstdn.social]

@lowqualityfacts I pity the lactose intolerant, so many of them burned at the stake 😭

[coyoty@mstdn.social]

@lowqualityfacts They're messing with the natural laws of typography, with that spelling cast on the label.

[forthy42@mastodon.net2o.de]

@lowqualityfacts Witches were usually tested by dunking. Any real witch knows that “holy water” is just crap, and when you exhale, you are heavier than water, so you won't swim. With propper training, you won't drown, so no real witch was ever convicted or hurt by that test.