I know things are terrible, but at least we still have The Onion.

[utf_7@mastodon.social]

@cremevax I though goa'uld was fictional

[benjamincox@writing.exchange]

@cremevax I disapprove of this. The tapeworm will only serve as yet another unelected, uneducated advisor to him. 🫤

[bit@ohai.social]

@cremevax I was already half way believing this, before realizing it was an Onion article.

[fzer0@nerdculture.de]

@cremevax

Sad thing is, almost everything The Onion wrote in the past few years did become reality.
So will this one.

[cremevax@infosec.exchange]

@nilclass the HHS Secretary is not afraid to learn from other species! In other news if you rub his belly the Secretary will inexplicably bite you after a few seconds

[cremevax@infosec.exchange]

@PerryM yes, I find it plausible that the HHS Secretary’s brain has poor nutritional value, forcing the worm to seek better options elsewhere

[cremevax@infosec.exchange]

@utf_7 I had to go look this up, since I somehow missed out on the Stargate franchise. Gotta say, it explains a lot of what’s going on now.

[cremevax@infosec.exchange]

@PhilthyPierre also the HHS rug cleaning bill is going through the roof and will require a supplemental appropriation

[cremevax@infosec.exchange]

@benjamincox always room for one more, tho

[cremevax@infosec.exchange]

@bit this is the peril of our age! Well, one of them.

[cremevax@infosec.exchange]

@fzer0 my fellow olds will remember this one:

https://theonion.com/bush-our-long-national-nightmare-of-peace-and-prosperi-1819565882/

[utf_7@mastodon.social]

@cremevax have fun :) https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1b5T6bk5bS9LDaIVXR55-agOd_FYgTN0TZcpZDfvnMg4/pub?output=html

[perrym@newsie.social]

@cremevax Are you saying that RFK Jr has poor shit for brains and the poor worm was just seeking better shit?

[mkb@mastodon.social]

@cremevax @briankrebs This is truly glorious.

[Guest]

@cremevax ha

[willyecoyote69@mstdn.social]

@cremevax This is not the Onion. this is for Real ! 😜

[scotty86@mastodon.social]

@cremevax They almost got me. 🙈

[cremevax@infosec.exchange]

@PerryM even worms have standards!

[cremevax@infosec.exchange]

@WillyECoyote69 when reality and the onion overlap, it’s time to get one’s affairs in order

[cremevax@infosec.exchange]

@neoluddite @philbetts fact check: true