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I know things are terrible, but at least we still have The Onion.
https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
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I know things are terrible, but at least we still have The Onion.
https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
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I know things are terrible, but at least we still have The Onion.
https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
@cremevax Wow! That's exactly how a cat I used to live with got rid of poop hanging out of his butt (he loved eating hair for some reason, causing such situations)
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I know things are terrible, but at least we still have The Onion.
https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
@cremevax 🤣 needed that laugh . may his gods give him rugburn
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I know things are terrible, but at least we still have The Onion.
https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
@cremevax This picture demonstrates the fact that the brain worm didn't die. It relocated to find a better food source!
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I know things are terrible, but at least we still have The Onion.
https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
@cremevax He used to do this whenever he hadn't shot up in a few hours.
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I know things are terrible, but at least we still have The Onion.
https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
Not going to do his piles much good though.
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I know things are terrible, but at least we still have The Onion.
https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
@cremevax I though goa'uld was fictional
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I know things are terrible, but at least we still have The Onion.
https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
@cremevax I disapprove of this. The tapeworm will only serve as yet another unelected, uneducated advisor to him. 🫤
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I know things are terrible, but at least we still have The Onion.
https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
@cremevax I was already half way believing this, before realizing it was an Onion article.
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I know things are terrible, but at least we still have The Onion.
https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
Sad thing is, almost everything The Onion wrote in the past few years did become reality.
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@cremevax Wow! That's exactly how a cat I used to live with got rid of poop hanging out of his butt (he loved eating hair for some reason, causing such situations)
@nilclass the HHS Secretary is not afraid to learn from other species! In other news if you rub his belly the Secretary will inexplicably bite you after a few seconds
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@cremevax This picture demonstrates the fact that the brain worm didn't die. It relocated to find a better food source!
@PerryM yes, I find it plausible that the HHS Secretary’s brain has poor nutritional value, forcing the worm to seek better options elsewhere
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@cremevax I though goa'uld was fictional
@utf_7 I had to go look this up, since I somehow missed out on the Stargate franchise. Gotta say, it explains a lot of what’s going on now.
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Not going to do his piles much good though.
@PhilthyPierre also the HHS rug cleaning bill is going through the roof and will require a supplemental appropriation
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@cremevax I disapprove of this. The tapeworm will only serve as yet another unelected, uneducated advisor to him. 🫤
@benjamincox always room for one more, tho
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@cremevax I was already half way believing this, before realizing it was an Onion article.
@bit this is the peril of our age! Well, one of them.
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Sad thing is, almost everything The Onion wrote in the past few years did become reality.
So will this one.@fzer0 my fellow olds will remember this one:
https://theonion.com/bush-our-long-national-nightmare-of-peace-and-prosperi-1819565882/
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@utf_7 I had to go look this up, since I somehow missed out on the Stargate franchise. Gotta say, it explains a lot of what’s going on now.
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@PerryM yes, I find it plausible that the HHS Secretary’s brain has poor nutritional value, forcing the worm to seek better options elsewhere
@cremevax Are you saying that RFK Jr has poor shit for brains and the poor worm was just seeking better shit?
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Chiaro, semplice, essenziale
#iovotoNO
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Current* conditions near Lambton County, ON:
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@nocontexttrek that was a sincere request
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@Lucisuprato quello che era da vivo non cambia certo perché è morto.
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@paoloredaelli eh, io proprio quella utilizzavo quando non potevo installare applicazioni 😅
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Referendum. La vendetta della casta
@giornalismo
articolo21.org/2026/03/referen…
Inizialmente ce l’hanno venduta come una questione squisitamente tecnica: la separazione delle carriere. Una palese bugia visto che la riforma Cartabia l’aveva, di fatto, già prevista. Il problema attualmente riguarda una quarantina di magistrati che possono cambiare
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@aeva I cannot tell if you're being serious or joking
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@aeva more like wiggmore amirite
