How things are going in the UK

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

@JackTheCat

Impossible to tell I'm afraid. We may never know.

[nickiquote@mstdn.social]

@TheBreadmonkey @JackTheCat they claim to be in Birmingham, Manchester and Crewe. As to whether they actually occurred is a different matter.

[jackthecat@mastodon.scot]

@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey Good point. No way pigs in blankets would be firm enough.

[nickiquote@mstdn.social]

@JackTheCat @TheBreadmonkey If he’d cooked them first, maybe. But not raw.

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

@Nickiquote @JackTheCat

Frozen works

[nickiquote@mstdn.social]

@TheBreadmonkey @JackTheCat I wouldn’t know.

[jackthecat@mastodon.scot]

@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey Having worked in A&E I can confirm that air fresheners, deodorants and light bulbs are the favourites. Also some veg. Oh, how we laughed.

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

@JackTheCat @Nickiquote

I thought lightbulbs were a myth. What's the deal with that? Sorry I sound like Jerry Seinfeld.

[jackthecat@mastodon.scot]

@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote Can't help you there. If someone tells you it was an accident then it was an accident. Non-judgemental all the way. 😂

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

@JackTheCat @Nickiquote

I got sidetracked by the lightbulbs but AIR FRESHENERS?!

[jackthecat@mastodon.scot]

@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote I can't judge. I can laugh but I definitely can't judge. I can marvel at the elasticity of certain parts of the human body but I can't judge. 😂

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

@JackTheCat @Nickiquote

I totally get veg though. I've seen some very sexy carrots.

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

@JackTheCat @Nickiquote