What hath God wrought?

[hannah@posts.rat.pictures]

What hath God wrought?

[barometz@social.treehouse.systems]

@hannah do they bundle those with matching toilet paper holders or

[brettm@swarm.coiloptic.org]

ready just in time for out ww3 bunker

[sudo_eatpant@critter.cafe]

@hannah world's worst beach towel

[jillsjoy@nerdjoy.social]

@hannah why is it so WIDE

[digiyote@orctavern.pub]

@hannah Bowel Movements Georg ass tp

[ronflaix@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@hannah Humanity wasn't ready for so much roll.

[ferrovore@mastodon.social]

@hannah To be fair, a roll of paper so large it prevents me from sitting on the toilet in the first place is certainly going to last a lot longer than something that deigns to be used by humans.

[zompus@phire.place]

@hannah FINALLY

[zompus@phire.place]

@JillsJoy @hannah Counterpoint: why are the others not that wide

[zompus@phire.place]

@barometz @hannah YES https://www.target.com/p/charmin-ultra-soft-toilet-paper-forever-roll-starter-kit/-/A-94904365

[hannah@posts.rat.pictures]

@barometz they are sold separately

[colinstu@birdbutt.com]

@hannah TPing folk's homes is getting out of hand

[bluestarultor@tech.lgbt]

@zompus @JillsJoy @hannah It's 3 in a stack.

[chad@retro.pizza]

@hannah …what happens after the month is up

[bluestarultor@tech.lgbt]

@zompus @barometz @hannah PFFT! You already have a toilet plunger! Just throw all three bad boys on that! It's a suction cup and it's next to the toilet anyway! ;p

[lina@neuromatch.social]

@hannah
a month? that's, like, foreverrrrrrr!!!

[aplundell@timeloop.cafe]

@hannah You know times are rough when "forever" and "1 month" are equivalent.

[fluttersh@pony.social]

@hannah this might be the meta

[dysfun@social.treehouse.systems]

@zompus @barometz @hannah lol, they advertise it's twice as absorbent as the US's most popular single ply bargain brand. so it's 2 ply then?