I’m traveling from NH to MN today to meet some of the team at my new job.
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I was wondering how to work a Don DeLillo scene into this thread. Well the universe just delivered:
Man, to gate agent, “We are connecting on our way to Portugal.”
Man’s wife: “We are going to Puerto Rico.”
Man: “…”
I have been wearing a mask for 5.5 hours. If I were MAGA I would have asphyxiated on my own CO2 by now. 😅
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Some members of the flight crew have shown up and are waiting with us. People are looking at them desperately like maybe they are prophets sent from another land who might carry news about where our plane is.
@actualham I love flying along with Air DeRosa
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@actualham I love flying along with Air DeRosa
@cogdog why can’t Air DeRosa get in the air?!!!?!
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@cogdog why can’t Air DeRosa get in the air?!!!?!
@actualham They gotta put Robin in the captain's chair.
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@actualham They gotta put Robin in the captain's chair.
@cogdog that would an unexpected development indeed!
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I have been wearing a mask for 5.5 hours. If I were MAGA I would have asphyxiated on my own CO2 by now. 😅
I just took my noise canceling headphones off for a minute. In the words of Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, “Big mistake. Huge.”
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I just took my noise canceling headphones off for a minute. In the words of Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, “Big mistake. Huge.”
I see a tunnel with a light at the end of it!! Am I dead??
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I was wondering how to work a Don DeLillo scene into this thread. Well the universe just delivered:
Man, to gate agent, “We are connecting on our way to Portugal.”
Man’s wife: “We are going to Puerto Rico.”
Man: “…”
@actualham in their defense, Minneapolis is not a direct path to either Portugal or Puerto Rico from Boston...
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I see a tunnel with a light at the end of it!! Am I dead??
@actualham Depending on what the flight is like, you might wish you were
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@actualham in their defense, Minneapolis is not a direct path to either Portugal or Puerto Rico from Boston...
@xolotl pretty sure they were also not supposed to be at that gate
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I see a tunnel with a light at the end of it!! Am I dead??
I have boarded! Full plane, very germy, maximum fun. See y’all in the Midwest, punks!
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@xolotl pretty sure they were also not supposed to be at that gate
@actualham given all that, prob better that they go to PR to keep it simpler by staying in the USA. Portugal might be something to aspire to one day...
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I have boarded! Full plane, very germy, maximum fun. See y’all in the Midwest, punks!
Just kidding. Pilot just came on to tell us one of the engines is…I think he said…broke.
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Just kidding. Pilot just came on to tell us one of the engines is…I think he said…broke.
As soon as they FIX THE BROKE ENGINE we will be on our way, folks!
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Just kidding. Pilot just came on to tell us one of the engines is…I think he said…broke.
@actualham Pilate! You really are on a spiritual voyage! Hope it turns out better than the common telling...
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As soon as they FIX THE BROKE ENGINE we will be on our way, folks!
I am thinking of telling them I am an EMT in case they want me to have a look under the hood
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I am thinking of telling them I am an EMT in case they want me to have a look under the hood
Oh lord we’re still on the tarmac and they are handing out free snacks IF YOU KNOW AIRPLANES LIKE I KNOW AIRPLANES THEN YOU KNOW BAD SIGN
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Just kidding. Pilot just came on to tell us one of the engines is…I think he said…broke.
@actualham David Bowie will always be my Pilate
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Oh lord we’re still on the tarmac and they are handing out free snacks IF YOU KNOW AIRPLANES LIKE I KNOW AIRPLANES THEN YOU KNOW BAD SIGN
I see a guy with a wrench walking around down there. Like someone’s cousin offered to see what he could do
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I see a guy with a wrench walking around down there. Like someone’s cousin offered to see what he could do
@actualham maybe it just needs a jump or a squirt of engine starter in the carb?
Gli ultimi otto messaggi ricevuti dalla Federazione
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Ma si sa che l'Italia ha i migliori servizi segreti del mondo :/
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FESTIVAL DI SANGENNARO CONFERMATO, FOZZANAPOLI
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@gaetanov62
See, nell'acido...
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@independentpen would you like to talk to our chatbot?
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Calling this done now. This is the Split Rock Lighthouse near Two Harbors MN. We drove past this on our way home from the Boundary Water Canoe Area last summer.
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@davidrevoy
Wrong.
You are their assistant. 😁
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My country is malfunctioning. I need to submit a support ticket
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