I’m traveling from NH to MN today to meet some of the team at my new job.
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@actualham They gotta put Robin in the captain's chair.
@cogdog that would an unexpected development indeed!
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I have been wearing a mask for 5.5 hours. If I were MAGA I would have asphyxiated on my own CO2 by now. 😅
I just took my noise canceling headphones off for a minute. In the words of Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, “Big mistake. Huge.”
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I just took my noise canceling headphones off for a minute. In the words of Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, “Big mistake. Huge.”
I see a tunnel with a light at the end of it!! Am I dead??
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I was wondering how to work a Don DeLillo scene into this thread. Well the universe just delivered:
Man, to gate agent, “We are connecting on our way to Portugal.”
Man’s wife: “We are going to Puerto Rico.”
Man: “…”
@actualham in their defense, Minneapolis is not a direct path to either Portugal or Puerto Rico from Boston...
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I see a tunnel with a light at the end of it!! Am I dead??
@actualham Depending on what the flight is like, you might wish you were
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@actualham in their defense, Minneapolis is not a direct path to either Portugal or Puerto Rico from Boston...
@xolotl pretty sure they were also not supposed to be at that gate
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I see a tunnel with a light at the end of it!! Am I dead??
I have boarded! Full plane, very germy, maximum fun. See y’all in the Midwest, punks!
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@xolotl pretty sure they were also not supposed to be at that gate
@actualham given all that, prob better that they go to PR to keep it simpler by staying in the USA. Portugal might be something to aspire to one day...
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I have boarded! Full plane, very germy, maximum fun. See y’all in the Midwest, punks!
Just kidding. Pilot just came on to tell us one of the engines is…I think he said…broke.
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Just kidding. Pilot just came on to tell us one of the engines is…I think he said…broke.
As soon as they FIX THE BROKE ENGINE we will be on our way, folks!
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Just kidding. Pilot just came on to tell us one of the engines is…I think he said…broke.
@actualham Pilate! You really are on a spiritual voyage! Hope it turns out better than the common telling...
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As soon as they FIX THE BROKE ENGINE we will be on our way, folks!
I am thinking of telling them I am an EMT in case they want me to have a look under the hood
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I am thinking of telling them I am an EMT in case they want me to have a look under the hood
Oh lord we’re still on the tarmac and they are handing out free snacks IF YOU KNOW AIRPLANES LIKE I KNOW AIRPLANES THEN YOU KNOW BAD SIGN
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Just kidding. Pilot just came on to tell us one of the engines is…I think he said…broke.
@actualham David Bowie will always be my Pilate
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Oh lord we’re still on the tarmac and they are handing out free snacks IF YOU KNOW AIRPLANES LIKE I KNOW AIRPLANES THEN YOU KNOW BAD SIGN
I see a guy with a wrench walking around down there. Like someone’s cousin offered to see what he could do
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I see a guy with a wrench walking around down there. Like someone’s cousin offered to see what he could do
@actualham maybe it just needs a jump or a squirt of engine starter in the carb?
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@actualham maybe it just needs a jump or a squirt of engine starter in the carb?
@xolotl yeah probably they left the key fob in the house!
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I see a guy with a wrench walking around down there. Like someone’s cousin offered to see what he could do
If it then turns into a congregation of 6 rando dudes without uniforms, it IS a cousin/neighbor offering to see what they can do.
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I am thinking of telling them I am an EMT in case they want me to have a look under the hood
@actualham safe travels. I hope your back feels better soon (and that Netflix talent scouts are reading your great writing and offer you a mini-series, a shoe deal, a book and a Mattel Open Educational Airport Woman action mini-figure line). ⚡️🦸♂️ 💪
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I see a guy with a wrench walking around down there. Like someone’s cousin offered to see what he could do
@actualham Oh dear. Guy with a wrench is never a good sign.